i just aplied for a job at the local truss plant, oh boy is that gonna suck ass. the other job i applied for is the town librarian which i would enjoy but it pays less. its a motherfucker i tell you .
Ooooo.....I would love to be a librarian....my mom is one and I think its one of the coolest jobs.....
sarcasm....tis a powerful tool..... i've thought about becoming a director of porn movies.....i don't think there are a lot of women out there who direct porn movies.... hehe....
Definitely since I'm probably unqualified to actually be in the movies. What's the first thing I can assist you with?
you'll need to move to northridge and simi valley. all the porn stars live there. one was my exterminator. it was just like my favorite porn. lonely woman sitting at home, waiting for the exterminator to show up...then he shows up and he's an adonis in tight shorts and tank top...i don't think that complex had nearly the roach and ant problem that the women living there would lead you to believe. and heading down to the pool and hot tub was quite the experience, i tell ya! i used to pull of the librarian thing pretty well. now that i'm older i do better with the horny housewife look. you know, the one that assualts the pizza boy. trying to figure out how to make that work for me.
i can star in your movies, plus im good at finding hot women. i just have a real skinny ass. is that a problem?