I found my favourite wine

for 99cents a bottle today! Wine is very cheap in Portugal - but that's cheap!

 

It'll be all gone in a minute and then I'm going to annoy everyone with mindless drivel.

 

its only 99 cents and you only got one bottle? Ida got like ten

 

The shop is only 5 minutes away....... Anyway if I'd bought 10 I'd have made some kind of attempt to drink 10.

 

whats wrong with drinking 10 of them?

 

well nothing, but I want to wake up in the morning

 

yea, you usually don't wake up...so if you need to drinking 10 would be a bad idea huh? you could always drink 5 of them though...

 

Drinking is better when you risk your life. Such as driving drunk, try it.

 

Thats TOO cheap, something isn't right.

I'll stick to the 5 dollar Chilean wine

and occasional 15 dollar Spanish Rioja

 

I was 19 when I had my licence taken off me for drunk driving. Did I learn my lesson?

 

I thought you were in the UK