I Finally got on TV

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Jan 26, 2009.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

  2. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    hmm wow , is that 2 asses combined? or 1 in the middle and a half at both sides of the chair?
  3. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

    Ass??? I see 5 of them...
  4. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I was forced to wear pants.

    but there is no underwear on underneath them
  5. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    i think i saw that story actually, it was about obesity on the airlines right?

    yeah there's another one that has a 1300 lbs. guy that can't walk any father than from his kitchen to his bathroom and he's outta breath.

    see people like that make me feel better about myself since i can atleast make it up a damn mountain. well an east coast 'mountain'.
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    it makes me feel hot cuz I've got hundreds of emails from fat chicks wanting luvin
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    What kind of stainage is left behind when you remove your pants?
  8. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    oh of course, fat chicks need loving too!
  9. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    Right? or better yet are your arms long enough to wipe your own ass?
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    well, they are almost long enough to wipe, but I wouldn't even if I could.

    and stainage? the entire pair of pants will be saturated with numerous bodily fluids, and several different oozings from rotten food lodged in a fat roll. when I sit down, it squishes it out and the pants being extra-absorbant soak most of it up.

    that pair is currently for sale at a price of $750, payable in gold and silver only. No american dollars please.

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