I Finally got on TV

well at least my ass did.

this is a story Fox did on obesity, and they used MY ass

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html



this is the pic, if you don't want to read their gay story

 

hmm wow , is that 2 asses combined? or 1 in the middle and a half at both sides of the chair?

 

Ass??? I see 5 of them...

 

I was forced to wear pants.

but there is no underwear on underneath them

 

i think i saw that story actually, it was about obesity on the airlines right?

yeah there's another one that has a 1300 lbs. guy that can't walk any father than from his kitchen to his bathroom and he's outta breath.

see people like that make me feel better about myself since i can atleast make it up a damn mountain. well an east coast 'mountain'.

 

it makes me feel hot cuz I've got hundreds of emails from fat chicks wanting luvin

 

What kind of stainage is left behind when you remove your pants?

 

oh of course, fat chicks need loving too!

 

Right? or better yet are your arms long enough to wipe your own ass?

 

well, they are almost long enough to wipe, but I wouldn't even if I could.


and stainage? the entire pair of pants will be saturated with numerous bodily fluids, and several different oozings from rotten food lodged in a fat roll. when I sit down, it squishes it out and the pants being extra-absorbant soak most of it up.

that pair is currently for sale at a price of $750, payable in gold and silver only. No american dollars please.