well at least my ass did. this is a story Fox did on obesity, and they used MY ass http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html this is the pic, if you don't want to read their gay story
i think i saw that story actually, it was about obesity on the airlines right? yeah there's another one that has a 1300 lbs. guy that can't walk any father than from his kitchen to his bathroom and he's outta breath. see people like that make me feel better about myself since i can atleast make it up a damn mountain. well an east coast 'mountain'.
well, they are almost long enough to wipe, but I wouldn't even if I could. and stainage? the entire pair of pants will be saturated with numerous bodily fluids, and several different oozings from rotten food lodged in a fat roll. when I sit down, it squishes it out and the pants being extra-absorbant soak most of it up. that pair is currently for sale at a price of $750, payable in gold and silver only. No american dollars please.