I feel like

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    finding the loved one of somebody that gets on my nerves.......not somebody whom I hate or who has done me wrong, just somebody slightly annoying....... and staging a fake interview with them. During this fake interview, which would be completely staged, all the way down to the place in which they are standing, a gunman will be taking position on a nearby building. The camera man will zoom in on the subjects chin and neck just in time to watch a bullet go through the back of the neck and blow the subjects throat wide open. Then mail it to the annoying kid.
     
  2. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    yeah your a winner
     
  3. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member


    keep it up and see if you dont wind up talking to news reporter
     
  4. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member


    actually, I was hoping you'd tape it :X
     
  5. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    honestly that was kinda sick dude
     
  6. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    honestly I think up a hundred scenerios like that a day

    there's the one where I tie somebody down in the desert and rip their eyelids off. leave them lay for a few hours, long enough to get good and burned, then take some real grainy sand paper and scrub the fuck out of them with it. Get the pores all nice and open and begin to cover them with sugar and fire ants. Then, right when I think he's going to lose it and go into shock, I start cutting out pieces of flesh from tender areas to put him over the rest of the way. Wrap him up good and tight, put him in a 55 gallon drum of shampoo(cover the corpse smell) and mail him to his wife.
     
  7. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    i see why colenzo likes you so much
     
  8. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    yeah I'd say send it to his gf as a backup, but I'd hate to traumatize a 12 yr old like that.
     
  9. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    hopefully he doesn't give her the "you're too old for me" speach on her bday.
     
  10. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    well once she finds him standing out side her window at 2 am with his cock in his hand, I think she'll get the idea.....or call the cops....whatever.
     
  11. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    ok i am out of here .....talk to you sweet little honeys later
     
  12. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

  13. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    i would of read it ....but there are too many big words
     
  14. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    but he types so dam much.....its hard for me to think
     
  15. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    oh did i .................shut up
     
  16. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    hmmm I've thought about killing people twice in my life once was when I was a kid, but there was no elaborate shit like that planned-on my part anyway heh.
     
  17. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    quit bitching about bitching
     
  18. basically... you have issues.
     
  19. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    thank you for, once again, reitterating the completely obvious. Goddamn. If you're going to say something make it count.
     
  20. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    thats hot. marry me? :D
     

Share This Page


  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice