I'm a girl but I'm dressed like a different kind of G.I, Joe. (G.I. Joe vest, dark sunglasses and G.I. Joe thong panties carrying a toy assult riffle, some sandpaper and a bottle of ketchup.) I'm in the jungle in search of my man, the enemy. (He's dressed in dungerees and is covered in honey.) I'm crawling through the mud when suddenly I'm attacked. (He has those Busch Garden juice containers that look like handgranaides.) I'm now drenched in juices. It takes me a while but when I catch my enemy I knock him to the ground, remove all his private hairs with the sandpaper and pour ketchup all over him. We then roll around for a few hours while he spanks me and I lick the ketchup off him. How is your day?