I just learned what fap means and I can't stop laughing every time I think of it. And now for the randomness: I'm addicted to strangers. I have a stranger fetish. That may seem like a confession but it isn't. It's a lead in to the real randomness coming up in a few scrolls ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A very long time ago when I was young I liked to walk up to total strangers, point at the ground and say very quickly, "youdroppedyoursquirrel". They'd look all over and then get a struck look of confusion on their face as they looked back at me with a huge smirky grin on mine. I learned it by being somebody else's fool. I hope everybody has a Happy Sunday!
Your fetish is no stranger than mine, stranger. I randomly confuse strangers with people I know They don't think to reply back, who the fuck are you though. They are more concerned about how they look having been seen. Strangely estranged from the world about and wondering whether they are self conscious enough.to pass inspection.
Youse don't even know. But I'm gonna tell ya. I read the word fap in one of Pressed_Rat's long time ago threads or something. I googled fap and I giggled. But wait, it gets funnier. I'm fascinated with Piaf. I really am. Who isn't, fuck you. Anyway, the anagram of Piaf is I Fap. BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No, you don't need to explain lol to me.
everything apple makes has an i in it ... fap is better then adding to the too many humans already exist. (no offense to new parents intended. just saying so many of our problems exist at least partially because there ARE so many of us) as for strange, i finally got around to writing, and being able to write, a kind of semi-story, that at least isn't my usual kind of rant. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14592565/ is where you can find it if anyone wants to.
