I don't know why I'm admitting to this.

Well....I really don't know how to start...but here goes. I'm a 32 year old guy, straight...I'd say good looking. Six months ago (roughly), I was at a bar after work with some of my co-workers and our boss. Everyone got loaded over the course of 3 hours. Everyone left and eventually it ended up being just me and my boss. We're drunk and talking about the economy and how much thing are costing right now. At some point I mention my $500 a month car payment and how I'm dreading it. Well, one way or the other he ends up offering to make 1 car payment for him....but, he wanted a blowjob! I was floored by this because I never would have thought he was gay...so I asked him and he said that he was bi. I told him thanks, but no thanks...I'll figure out how to make my own payment. So he said, how about for 2 payments? I was like "Yeah right". So he actually goes to the ATM at the bar, goes through 3 different ATM cards and Credit cards in order to take out enough money...he takes out his wallet and grabs some more cash and puts $1000 on the table in front of me. I couldn't believe that he was serious. A few more words were exchanged....long story short.....we went to his car and I did it. I was drunk, but still I hated every moment of it. The same way that I hate liver....I'll eat it, but I still hate it. Afterwards...it was very awkward...but I did have $1000 in my pocket. This happened on a Friday night. Monday morning I called in sick. Tuesday, I tried to call in sick, but he got on the phone and told me that I should take a few days off if I'm not feeling well and to not worry about it. He ended up calling me the next day on his ride in to work. He apoligized. Said that it was beyond innappropriate and that I could have him fired or he would resign or ask for a transfer if I wanted. I thought about it for a while and basically asked if I could be transferred to another department so I wouldn't have to work with him. He agreed, and i was working at a different dept/branch the following week.

It's been six months now. And I soooo regret it.

 

1,000 for a blow job?

Damn every protestutes dream.
Well hopefully you feel better about gettin this off your chest

 

fag

 

I could never do anything like that for money. Maybe if somebody put a gun to my head.

Drunk or not, a guy either has to be very desperate for money or somewhere deep down has unexplored homosexual tendencies. Maybe both.

 

well, did you spit or swallow..?? The suspense is killing me...

 

That's... never happened to me.

 

fuck man thats not that much money for suckin a guys dick. I know the money was out in front of you and all, and you were drunk, but still! I guess you can't change the past dude, that really sucks. I think that monent might have ruined your life, because it sure would ruin mine... I can't even imagine letting a guy suck my dick, thats but enough, But you had is cock in your mouth dude. Damn.... you really fucked up, are you sure your not gay?

 

I don't need the money like that, so it would take a lot more than a grand to convince me. But when your drunk, and there's 10 Benjis sitting on the bar, sucking a dick may not seem all that tough if you really need the money. I have no desire to be with a guy, I LOVE PUSSY!! And I secure with who I am. I just mean to say, if you needed the money that bad, its not that big a deal. Hmmm, how much would it take to convince you to take it in the ass??

Getting this proposition from the boss, though?? That would be kinda awkward.

But forget about it, dude, and move on. Does it feel good to get it off your chest. Good, now go out tonight, pick up some chick, take her home and fuck her senseless. Because you are a MAN!! You're just a man who made a mistake when he was drunk. Now, if I could get the police in the City of South Miami to understand that I am just a man who made a mistake, things would be golden. You don't have this particular problem, you should be thankful.

Oh, and speaking of the pork, the car was a bad choice too, cause you really didn't want to be smelling bacon while the cock was in your mouth in the car.

 

you would've gotten alot more money if you would have sued em instead.

 

god damn. don't be so hard on him! come on, just because he sucked a guy's dick, that doesn't mean he's automatically gay. that isn't how it works. either he's attracted to men, physically, emotionally, ect... or he made a drunken decision he now obviously regrets. come on, we all do.

ruined his life because of this?!? you're a douche bag if you actually believe that.

dippin, are you sure you aren't insanely homophobic?

 

You shouldn't be complaining man, that's a good deal... Plus he was nice about it, you got a few days off work too!

 

Did you swallow or spit?

 

I already asked that, we probably won't be getting an answer.. I know, the anticipation is a killer...

 

you got that right! I fuckin hate fags!

 

What a stupid statement. That's like saying I hate people with the measles. What are you afraid of? That they might get more dick than you?

Anyway, what he did was absolutely off the scale. I would sue him and the company.

 

THANK YOU!!! Leave the guy alone! He obviously regrets it, he clearly stated it. Even if he was gay who the hell cares?!?!?!

But I do hope getting if off your chest makes you feel better (minus the closeminded fucks who I'm sure did nothing for you in that case). But you just gotta learn to laugh at it, I mean you did make a grand. Shit! I agree, go out meet a girl and fuck her like crazy!

 

hmmmm if i was very much drunk and was offered a thousand dollars id probably do it. i mean im as straight as the state of alabama but thats some decent money for something that might last all of 10 minutes.

 

I've done that for money (and yes, I'm a guy)

 

wow, you are so hardcore...

 

you are such a bag of douche, it's not even funny. i pity you and your pathetically narrow mind.