i do not

like contractions i find them to be lazy and informal

 

i don't think you've thought this through properly, it's merely a matter of time before you see the light

 

i have thought this through quite a bit and i can not bring myself to use contractions it is simply something i do not agree with

 

We're more efficient than you.

 

really though you are not i can type at tremendous speeds to use contractions would save me two key strokes in most cases it is not noticably beneficial to use unless i plan to use hundreds of cases of contractions over the course of a long writing this is something i do not find myself having to worry about i am willing to bet that if we typed the same letter i would win i would let you use contractions and accepted abbreviations and you still would not finish before me

 

contractions are sooooooo painful, especially when they're coming every 1 1/2 freaking minutes because the nurse wont turn down the pitocin drip.

grr....