I do not like penises

and I am not sure what to do about it. I do not like vaginas either, in fact I dislike them even more. I don't like testicals either, they are really weird.
the end.
my random thought for 9/19/06

 

become asexual

 

sure they're weird, but that's the allure of the dick. duh.

 

In aversion therapy, they expose you to that which you dislike, again and again...and again, and again...and again again...

 

I just wish I didn't have to touch at them or look at them while having sex, because I like sex (some of the time-not a lot of the time, sometimes I think it's gross when the day before I thought it was hot-can I put acting on my resume?). I also wish that testicles were inside the body-all of it on guys looks like it was accidentally put on the outside of the body.

 

I did see hte psychiatrist today. Apparently I have to be doped up when I have sex because it was shocking but today we figured out the only times I enjoy sex is when I am really really drunk and most of the time i have to get drunk and high on pills to have sex, even with long term relationships. I had sex sober last week and I threw up on him and I have sworn off the act since and the though of sex makes me want to vomit.

 

I don't know what to say, but that's pretty interesting.

 

Haha I will agree testicles are funny looking.

But I dont mind them so much. They are harmless... I think

 

you're such a starfish

 

Do you have a phobia to germs? I have that a little myself. If you associate sex and "dirty", as was drilled into our young heads, it can be hard to overcome.

 

I do not like green eggs and ham!!!

 

what does that mean? I am googling

 

I don't think I'm asexual-I don't like to masturbate either.

 

yeah I do. I keep thinking 'oh my god you pee out of there'. I don't like kissing a lot either-especially during sex, it's overwhelming and clauhsterphobic. It makes me wanna panic. I don't like feet to touch me either, unless a guy takes really good care of them (which none of them do and I get weekly pedicures so i just think it's fair that if i maintan me they should keep matained as well.

 

Do you like ice cream?

 

Yeah, humans are pretty disgusting. I don't mind feet too much but don't want them coming near my face even if they're clean.

 

ewww god no. I don't get foot fetishes. I was dating somone recently with one and he would literally get a huge hard on in public if I was wearing a different nail polish color than the last time I saw him and he would spend about 50 percent of our time doing anything grabbing my feet (not rubbing them but grabbing them like they were my boobs or something lol)

 

Eeep. I mean, I could understand that kind of action if you were game for it, but it's obviously not your scene.

Mmm sex. Mmmmm masturbation. Mmmmmm penises. And extra-mmmmmmmmm all that stuff related to sex. I'd be such a slut if I didn't have standards as to who I slept with, I love sex and most associated things.

 

lynsey,

In your mind try to picture it as one large Tootsie Roll Pop and ask yourself this question.

I wonder how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?



Hotwater

 

Life is a bigger bitch for some than others.

Let the drama comedy continue...