I could do some serious damage in strongman

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Mr Angry, Apr 5, 2007.

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  1. Mr Angry

    Mr Angry Member

    With my jacked up muscles and strong ass determination i could mess peoples sh1t up at world strongman. Serriously, when i shift my mind into workout mode you know some heavy ass weights are gonna be lifted, no pussied ass b1tches come close to my level of jackology in this town.

    Not only are my muscles big but they've got more layers of fibras n shit than other peoples. Just the other day my man J-Bomb thought he was cokcy sh1t since hes pretty damn jacked too put he aint got sh1t on me. We set up some weights in my backyard, topless in this weather, real man sh1t here son, no time for pussy assed health spas, i schooled his ass, should have seen his eyes, couldnyt believe the kinda sh21t i was lifting.

    2 more months of lifting and im gona compete, im gonna blow these pussies away, sponsors all over my storong assed Polish self beggng me to advertise drinks n shit, you ever see a strongman with a sixpack like me??, hell no,. ill be a revolation, you'd best get ready for this son.
     
  2. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

    Yep. I know what you mean.

    I totally relate to this on a women's level.

    EDIT: I personally find muscles to be grotesque, but that is just me.
     
  3. Ber-Limey

    Ber-Limey Member

    I can feel my uterus curling up a dying as he speaks.
     
  4. Pixieface

    Pixieface Member

    you sound like your compensating for something maybe??????????????
     
  5. Joaquin

    Joaquin Member

    I could do some serious damage to your face with yo momma, ya bitch ass motherfwotsit goin west side on yo ass motherfihookerooney.

    Mum.
     
  6. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    I am just so turned on right now I don't know what to do with myself. :rolleyes:
     
  7. Pixieface

    Pixieface Member

    lol hippychickmommy rofl
     
  8. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

    the only way to compete in professional weight lifting (and most other sport today really) is to take massive amounts of steroids. this means that after all is said and done, on some very real biological/hormonal level, the OP will be a woman....
     
  9. Well, you'll have to fight me for him. And don't get me started on how ripped I am...:eek:
     
  10. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

    Hah, this dude is actually starting to be really funny. He's posting all this crap about how strong he is when he actually just looks like some skinny white guy. The thing is, I'm not sure if he is serious or not. Is he just some kind of dodgy internet forum comedian or something?

    Oh and by the way, Hippychickmommy - I loved your response - Hahaha!

    OMG!!! He left the 1 out of the word SH1T!! Ban him!

    " Not only are my muscles big but they've got more layers of fibras n shit than other peoples."
     
  11. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

    this seems like it ought to b ein mens issues, not womens.... cuz al youre gonna get here is mocked darling
     
  12. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

    I actually am beginning to dig this guy. He's pretty fucking cool to be able to type this without any hint of not being serious. Damn.
     
  13. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

    That was great hippychickmommy.

    You know they say you can not just turn lesbian that is just who you are I use to beleive this. But I am almost positive he could cause the change.

    Dude you are a large womens issue all in yourself an issue we will all keep far away from like a STD.
     
  14. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I suspect a pickle-puffer.
     
  15. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

    maybe.
     
  16. SugarStash

    SugarStash Member

    Hippychickmommy, I couldn't agree more. :drool:
     
  17. benotfree

    benotfree Member

    Man thats a pretty stylin' suit you got on there.
     
  18. TARABELLE

    TARABELLE on the road less traveled

    There is no doubt in my mind that almost every woman would be preferable to that!
     
  19. Mr Angry

    Mr Angry Member

    Well $2000 Gucci is the only sh1t that can handle my super jacked frame.Lots of women here want my Strong assed Polish Genes. I dig it . hippychick mommy almost wants to marry my ass.....
     
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    i call BS on that

    and i also call BS on the OP
     
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