I could do some serious damage in strongman

With my jacked up muscles and strong ass determination i could mess peoples sh1t up at world strongman. Serriously, when i shift my mind into workout mode you know some heavy ass weights are gonna be lifted, no pussied ass b1tches come close to my level of jackology in this town.

Not only are my muscles big but they've got more layers of fibras n shit than other peoples. Just the other day my man J-Bomb thought he was cokcy sh1t since hes pretty damn jacked too put he aint got sh1t on me. We set up some weights in my backyard, topless in this weather, real man sh1t here son, no time for pussy assed health spas, i schooled his ass, should have seen his eyes, couldnyt believe the kinda sh21t i was lifting.

2 more months of lifting and im gona compete, im gonna blow these pussies away, sponsors all over my storong assed Polish self beggng me to advertise drinks n shit, you ever see a strongman with a sixpack like me??, hell no,. ill be a revolation, you'd best get ready for this son.

 

Yep. I know what you mean.

I totally relate to this on a women's level.

EDIT: I personally find muscles to be grotesque, but that is just me.

 

I can feel my uterus curling up a dying as he speaks.

 

you sound like your compensating for something maybe??????????????

 

I could do some serious damage to your face with yo momma, ya bitch ass motherfwotsit goin west side on yo ass motherfihookerooney.

Mum.

 

I am just so turned on right now I don't know what to do with myself.

 

lol hippychickmommy rofl

 

the only way to compete in professional weight lifting (and most other sport today really) is to take massive amounts of steroids. this means that after all is said and done, on some very real biological/hormonal level, the OP will be a woman....

 

Well, you'll have to fight me for him. And don't get me started on how ripped I am...

 

Hah, this dude is actually starting to be really funny. He's posting all this crap about how strong he is when he actually just looks like some skinny white guy. The thing is, I'm not sure if he is serious or not. Is he just some kind of dodgy internet forum comedian or something?

Oh and by the way, Hippychickmommy - I loved your response - Hahaha!

OMG!!! He left the 1 out of the word SH1T!! Ban him!

" Not only are my muscles big but they've got more layers of fibras n shit than other peoples."

 

this seems like it ought to b ein mens issues, not womens.... cuz al youre gonna get here is mocked darling

 

I actually am beginning to dig this guy. He's pretty fucking cool to be able to type this without any hint of not being serious. Damn.

 

That was great hippychickmommy.

You know they say you can not just turn lesbian that is just who you are I use to beleive this. But I am almost positive he could cause the change.

Dude you are a large womens issue all in yourself an issue we will all keep far away from like a STD.

 

I suspect a pickle-puffer.

 

maybe.

 

Hippychickmommy, I couldn't agree more. :drool:

 

Man thats a pretty stylin' suit you got on there.

 

There is no doubt in my mind that almost every woman would be preferable to that!

 

Well $2000 Gucci is the only sh1t that can handle my super jacked frame.Lots of women here want my Strong assed Polish Genes. I dig it . hippychick mommy almost wants to marry my ass.....

 

i call BS on that

and i also call BS on the OP