I cant take it anymore!!

The Cunstitution of the Disunited State of Omerica a vandalism by Wolf Larsen We the pee-pull of da Ooonited States, in order to paramour a mo' pooofect dis-a-union, establish injustice, insure domestic bailouts, provide for the cumming on da face, promote endless general warfare, and secure the blessings of cannibalistic cow hamburgers & frenchy fries & large diabetes in a cup to ourselves and our growing posteriors, do ostablash this Cunstitution for the Disunited State of Omerica. Article I Section 1. All lying powers shall be granted and invested in a Grand Cunnilingus or Congress of the Disunited States, which sell consist of 2 whore-a-houses: A House of Senility and a House of Rabies. Section 2. The House of Rabies shall be decomposed by eloquent paramours chosen every second year by the big corporations as "People" of the States, and the Electors in each state shall have lots of Qualifi-vacations requisite for the Erections of the most nuumerous big Boobies of the State Leg-is-lazy-ture. No Person shall be a Reprehensible or Representative who shit have not attained to the age of titty-five years, and – burp! – seven years a Crotchety of the Disoooonited States, and who shit big knots, when ejaculated, be inibberattedd of that state in which his shit be choosing. And this is some good shit!! Reprehensibles shall direct & collect taxes – this shit be proportioned & taken from those who have the least gold and given to those who have the most gold, and this be the rule for those who have the gold make the rules. And blah blah blah with batteries included in this Union like a vibrator, accordion to their respective Numbers-racket, which shit be determined by adding & adding mo' & mo' taxes to yo' ass, excluding Indians not taxed ‘cause they mostly all dead, and something about three fifths of other Persons, and you know who they talking about there. The actual Enumeration shall be some grinded-up heart disease on a bun & frenchy fries & large cup of diabetes... When vacuntcees-shit happen in the Re-peeeeeee-sanitatiooon from any neuRoTic sTate, the Ejaculated Authority thereof shall shit grits of Erections to fill such Vacuntcees. Huh?? The House of Rabies shall ch0ze there own Sphincter and other O00f-ersirs; and shall have the solar Power of I'm-peach-mints. Yum! Section 3. The Syphilis or Senate, whichever cums first, of the Ooonited States shall be decomposing of two Syphilises from each state, cho-cho-chosen by the Leg-is-slAAA-trrrrr thereof, for oral sex years (orally serve-ing corpoo-ratE lubbeyists);;; and each Senator or Syphilis or Sphincter shall have one Vote, whichever pleases the corpoo-ratE lubbeyists best. Immediately they shit be assembled from Corporation do-nations for Election, then each of they shit be divided as equally as may be into 3 fo'eign bankster accounts, (who's ever campaign contribuu-shuns be the moo-sst wins Erection). They Seats of Senility of the First Class sho' be vacationin' a lot! And then meetin' some more, with more blah blah blah blah blah blah... Until some more vacationin'. No Prostitute shall be a Senator (because their R tings a Prostitute won't doooo) who shit is not have attained to the age of 30 years, and – burp! – nine years a Courtesan as Senator in the House of Senility of the Ooonited States and who shit not, when ejaculated, be an Inhabitant of that stupor for which his shit be achooo-sen. Hey, you got some more of that shit?! The President of Vice of the DisOOOOnited States shall be P00p-sident of the House of Syphilis or Senate, which-everrrrr cums first, but shall have no vote, unless the moo-ney from corpoo-ratE lubbeyists be equally divie-upped. It say here the Senilit-ors or See-nut-ors R supposed to be sharing their campaign-contri-bushons-shit with their Officers, and some Presidential blah blah blah clap clap clap neurotic-state-of-the-Union bull-ship-ment, and in the Absence of the President of Vice, or win he shit all over the Prezi-dent of the Urinated States. Huh?? Man, you getting this?? The Syphilators or Sen-nut-ors shall have the solar poo-wer to try all Incoherences. When shitting for that P00P-hearse, they shit an OOf of Afflictions. When the Poop-sident of the Disunited States is fried, the Shifty Justice shall preside: And no P00son shit be cuntvicted without the Circumcision of two thirds of the Members present. Juggling in Cases of I'm-peaches-meant shall not exteeeeeeeeend fuuuuuuuuurther than to removal of your Orifice, and a dis-a-dification to hold and enjoy any Orifice of Honor, trust or profit! Profit! Profit! ("Where's mine!!!") under the Disunited States of quickly stashing it all in their Cayman Islands bankster accounts: buttocks the Party party paaaaaarty (Coca-Cola) cuntvicted shall nevertheless be lying-&-bull-shifting, and subjected to In-dick-ment, Titties, Jizzment and Poo-nish-mints, according to Law. Such be cracked-smokers in jail, and Coke-snorters passin' them laws puttin' everybody asses in jail. Is that the poo-lice??? Section 4. The Titties, Penises and Manner of holding Erections for Senile-ators and Rabiesentatives, shit be pre-ejaculatin' in each State by the Leg-is-lazy-ture thereof: but the Cuntgress or Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Erectile-Dysfunctioners except ass to the Places of choo000zzzzzzzing Syphilis-tors or Senators. It all makes cents – as in what yo' boss pays you. The Grand Cunnilingus or Congress shall ass-emble at least once in every Year, and such Meat-ing-less shit shall start on the first Moon-day in dezzzzzzemberrrrrrrrr, unless they shit by Law on a different Day. Copyright 2014 by Wolf Larsen

 

1 time recently I saw a sign outside a gas station/convenience store tapped to an ATM!!

Not working, sorry for any troble

And 1 time I went to a local diner and the special was Speghetti and Meetbals

People dont care anymore to make sure its spelled right,etc......... I swear,the days of GOOD THINGS are long gone (ALL WE HAVE LEFT ARE GOOD THINGS FROM THE PAST)

 

I feel your pain. I really try to make sure my spelling and grammar is good. I learned English skills quite well when I was younger and living in an English speaking country definitely helped me utilize those skills.

One of the biggest turn offs for me is someone who can't spell properly. If I get a PM even and the title is wrong it's a complete turn off even if it's not sexual it's not appealing to me. I've read before the word "sapiosexual" defined as a person who's attracted to smarts and brain of another human, not specifically attracted to look. I think that fits me.

 

If gas station clerks and diner employees were smart, they wouldn't be gas station clerks or diner employees. I've done both jobs in my life and having a three digit IQ was actually a hindrance in those positions.

A worse story is that when I was in fifth grade, I got sent to the office for arguing with my English/communications teacher. She insisted that the word "corps" was pronounced like corpse and I wouln't let her slide. I told her that she was fired and that the class hamster was more qualified to teach the class. This process repeated up until I finally graduated when I was 16. Then it started again when I went to college. Teachers in this country don't get paid enough to read...

 

I'd pronounce it like corpse too. Isn't it an abbreviation for "corporations"?
How else do you say that? =p

 

^ I think he means that you would pronounce the word like "core", for example, the marine corps.

 

Howe due ewe no?

 

1 2 3 4 United States marine corps XD

 

It's Spaghetti

 

I'm sympathetic to your frustration, but at the same time, it's good to be forgiving. I know that I fuck up sometimes too, so it's only fair to forgive others as much as I would want to be forgiven. Some people may not have had the same access to education that you had, have learning disabilities, etc. As long as you know what they mean, it's not a big deal.

Now that my spell check isn't working, I'm in trouble here.

 

Can't** take it anymore. Tsk tsk.

 

also it's taped

not tapped


geeze

 

Unless the gas station clerk tapped the Automatic Teller Machine Machine

 

Jeez

 

luv this tread. lol! Yep.....Marine Corps, US Army Coprs of engineers. It wasn't the fact that she was wrong that bothered me. What bothered me is that basically half a classroom full of kids was trying to convince her she was wrong and she flipped out......that and she was wrong all of the time. I mess up sometimes too. I also used to write idiotic signs on purpose when I had jobs I hated.

 

I can't take it anymore! Where is the big grin emoticom?

 

in Canada it's geeze

 

yeah man, haven't you heard of Canadian geeze before?

 

("...keep it coming where I will keep reading..." went the goblin appreciatively)

 

About the 5th grade, our class had a test and one of the questions was=All cats can retract their claws. Therefore, Cheetahs can retract their claws. Well, I did lots of reading outside of school and I knew that this was false. She marked me wrong and I argued that the answer was wrong---but I lost. She evidently never bothered to check or did check and never apologized. Began to understand adults better at that point.


(what's wrong with this fuckin' thing---ends up with single letters on the ends of sentences and such?)