I cannot believe it...

Seriously, I am shocked, appalled even!
Never before have I done somehting like this. I just can't believe I would even allow it to happen. It's horrible! I've..... I've allowed my coffee to get cold! There, I said it! Never have I drank it so slow that it could get cold. What's wrong with me?

 

seek therapy

seek therapy NOW!!

 

I just don't know who to turn to!

 

Turn to a microwave!

Seriously, there is hope. Microwave your coffee! It's like a defibrillator for beverages!

 

Brilliance! Well, not really, microwaves make it taste funny.
I ended up just chugging it, then made fresh coffee.

 

chugging cold coffee??

you are a man among men

 

I'm glad there was a happy ending.

 

that is sick ............

 

I won't lie, it wasn't easy. But it was drink it or throw it out, and I just couldn't bring myself to dispose of my precious coffee. I had no choice but to drink the wretched liquid.

 

You have chosen wisely, grasshopper

 

Uh, what happy ending?
Poor Soulless Chaos had to chug a cup of COLD COFFEE.

*shudders*

 

But then I made fresh coffee, so all was well.

 

Cold coffee is like a dead hooker; it's cold and it may taste funny, but it's better than nothing.

 

Hahaha that's for damn sure!

 

Hahahaha! I gotta remember that one!

 

LMAO! I gotta remember to keep off the forums until my roomie wakes up...I laughed so loud, I woke her up!

Holly