i can probably drink most of you fuckers under the table...

and i mean it with all respect...

 

no doubt. you're a fucking champ.

 

you frighten me
!

 

probably.



....right this second,certainly- but only because I have a head start

 

Pchhh. I'd take you.

 

im on my last beer out of a case...i can still spell...and i can still say...HAHA

 

what is this now.... 25 beers?

 

you think so?

 

ok. it's on.

*flutters eyelashes*

*shotguns 2 beers at the same time in 4 seconds flat*

 

Yeah, but who's going to drive you home Mr. Jeremiah?

 

Jerry420, I'd probably have a crack if we're talking hard alcohol. To hell with beers!
I'd also smoke you under the table without pause for thought, but that's a story for another thread

 

id love to see who falls out of their chair first...my bet is on you

 

I can guarantee you'd find me no challenge at all. I can get wasted off of three vodka redbulls and two beers these days. and I mean I-had-sex-but-couldn't-even-remember wasted.

 

you have no idea what you're getting yourself into...

 

noone,
ill sleep in a snowbank as somberly as the next man

 

I've never had sex and not remembered and can't see how people can. As if they let alcohol take that much control of their mindset! Alcohol can be fun, getting pissed can be comically insane - but I, for one, seem to remember everything (at least, anything significant) the day after!

 

which part are you emphasising, man?
the hard alcohol bit or the smokey?

 

well...seeing as ive been smoking weed and drinking all night....neither my friend im well seasoned in both...

 

some high quality love making there.

.. I have vaguely not remembered things- like the order of making it to the awkward position I fell asleep in- but sex?,that's just sad

 

falling out of chairs? unheard of for me....

so i suppose it shall be you.