I can not take any religion serious....

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by bird_migration, Jan 17, 2006.

  1. bird_migration

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    .... except Christianity. All other religions are jokes, lies and rip-offs.
    Jesus Christus is my and your saviour. Forever, until the end of times.
    Non-believers will be punished. Believers will be rewarded.

    ~ Bird.
     
  2. Erasmus70

    Erasmus70 Banned

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    I guess one of the advantages antichristians have is they can post grotesque representations (see> Landover Baptist etc) without having to worry about things like honesty or integrity, all the while knowing most Christians would not be able to pull off the same scams.
    Close enuf?
     
  3. BlackBillBlake

    BlackBillBlake resigned HipForums Supporter

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    Why not migrate somewhere else??
     
  4. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    Yeah, like the Christianity forum.
     
  5. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    That's okay.

    I can't take Christianity seriously at all. It is THE biggest joke, lie, and rip-off.

    Christ isn't your saviour, you've been lied to. Christ was of royal blood, he married (the saviour isn't supposed to marry), he had a daughter (but Christ isn't supposed to be so sinful, right?).

    Go read the other 106 gospels that weren't included in the Bible by the Catholics. There is a reason why they weren't included: because they speak of how Jesus was a man, and not the son of God.

    Christianity is war in the guise of peace. It tells you to convert non-believers or kill them. It forces you into a life of suffering and repression of emotion by scaring you with threats of Hell. If these were not true, wars would not have been waged in the name of God. Look at the Crusades, some of the worst wars in the history of the world, all thanks to you Christians. Even modern Christian psychics that claim to have spoken with God say there is no Hell, that God would never allow such a place to exist.

    I feel sorry for you, bird. You can't accept humanity as it is, for what it's worth. You're going to die believing in someone who died 2000 years ago, and hasn't (and will not) return. It's really sorry, but since you're too close-minded to see anything else, it can't be avoided.

    You have my condolences.
     
  6. shaman sun

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    The mirror is your canvas, to which you paint your appropriate reflection. Alas, there are a thousand eyes, and a thousand colors. Your sparkling image is no greater nor lesser than the endless stream of colorful realities. Believe what you will. You are only capable of seeing what you allow yourself to see.
     
  7. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    God existed before Christianity.
     
  8. Ann-Akim

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    Religion of slaves!!!
     
  9. bird_migration

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    You are too arrogant for your own good.
    You think you know everything, do you not? Pretending to be a wise man who knows about Christianity and the truth.
    Well mister, let me tell you: on Judgement Day I will be the one who is laughing.
     
  10. shaman sun

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    Even if this is true about him, why lure him in to dispute? Why state so declaratively that your religion is the ultimate? Are you not also taking pride and arrogance in that you will be saved on Judgement Day? If your faith has saved you, it has saved you. There is nothing more, is this not true? Why play this game?
     
  11. nitemarehippygirl

    nitemarehippygirl Senior Member

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    because he's bird, and he's two halves crazy.
     
  12. bird_migration

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    I know my religion is the ultimate and only true one. Think, my friend, think.
    Have you ever seen a more peaceful religion? No, I do not think so.

    What I have is not faith, it is knowledge, it is truth.
     
  13. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    You will die before Judgment Day ever comes, because it isn't coming.

    And even if it does, I'll be the one saved, because I actually tried harder to be good than any Christian I've ever met.

    And if that's not good enough, I'd rather be on the other side.

    Besides, my arrogance is only here because of yours. You've got a lot of bold, idiotic statements to make.

    HAVE you ever seen a more peaceful religion?

    YES. It is called Buddhism.

    YOUR religion is one of DEATH. It preaches, in multiple places, to kick sand in the eyes of your enemies, to convert OR KILL those who do not believe!

    YOUR RELIGION is responsible for NINE CRUSADES, including a CHILDREN'S CRUSADE. Your religion sponsors murder, encourages fear, and teaches others to believe blindly.

    WELL HERE IS A QUOTE FOR YOU FROM YOUR OWN BIBLE:

    "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." - 1 Theologians 5:21

    You are TO PROVE ALL THINGS! And yet you cannot even prove the existance of your own God!

    Here are some more quotes from your faulty Bible!

    "It was impossible for God to lie." - Hebrews 6:18

    "O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived." - Jeremiah 20:7

    "God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent." - Numbers 23:19

    "Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets." 2 Chronicles - 18:22

    "And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet." - Ezekiel 14:9

    You can look up these own words in your own Bible!

    Have you not read it? Do you not know of all of these contradictions?

    You say that I have an incredible arrogance. Yes.

    I am arrogant because I know more about the Bible than you do, and I am arrogant because you blindly believe in something foolish.

    By that token, am I simply arrogant, or am I not also CORRECT?

    Your religion bids its followers to kill and persecute others:

    "So persecute them with thy tempest, and make them afraid with thy storm. Fill their faces with shame; that they may seek thy name, O LORD. Let them be confounded and troubled for ever; yea, let them be put to shame, and perish." - Psalm 83: 15-17

    "Do unto them as unto the Midianites; as to Sisera, as to Jabin, at the brook of Kison: Which perished at Endor: they became as dung for the earth." - Psalm 83: 9-10

    Your own Holy Book says these things! It is pathetic! Your religion is not one of peace! IT IS ONE OF SPITE.

    What have you to say to THAT, O blind man that deviates from his holy book!
     
  14. shaman sun

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    I've seen just as peaceful. It is the individual who allows that, not the religion.

    Yet, again, I'll just repeat what I had stated . . .

    The mirror is your canvas, to which you paint your appropriate reflection. Alas, there are a thousand eyes, and a thousand colors. Your sparkling image is no greater nor lesser than the endless stream of colorful realities. Believe what you will. You are only capable of seeing what you allow yourself to see.

    State what you will, you are only capable of seeing facts, knowledge, the way you allow yourself to see them. All veils, spun out of our own creation.

    Again, I ask, why do you play this game with us?
     
  15. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Bird's right.

    (just one example);

    During the extermination of the Cathers, christians hung boys by their own entrails in order to get the Cathers to accept God's message of peace and mercy but the Cathers wouldn't listen.

    Then the christians, in their infinite patience and concern for the Cather's immortal souls, tied little girl between horses and wipped the animals until they went mad and litterally tore the girls limb from limb in order to get them to accept God's offer of Love and forgiveness and the Cathers still wouldn't listen!

    Finally after several years of torture, rape, murder, torture, infanticide, pillaging, and torture, the christians finally gave up and, merciffally and for the Cathers own good, exterminated the lot of them.

    And who can blame them?

    :confused: Stubbourn Cathers.
     
  16. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Not if someone does not have the experience to understand the evidence. The interesting thing is, once someone does have the experience, they no longer need God's existence to be proven, for they already know.

    Hikaru- it is one who has experienced the tempest that knows that it is good for a soul to have respect for God. Without being ashamed of your past ignorance of the truth (unbelief), you will have problems differentiating between wisdom and ignorance. These lessons are not desired for you out of spite, but out of caring- that you will have a better, more fulfilling life when you have learned the truth.
     
  17. FreakerSoup

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    Bird: Thanks, I am so going to church next sunday. The truth inherent in your post is too much for my non-christian soul to stand.

    Seriously though, I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

    Is he kidding?
     
  18. GanjaPrince

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    You shouldn't take anything serious, religion included, and most of all your own ego...

    You must learn to BE YOU, and SEE YOU and DIVE into the ONE CONSCIOUSNESS, and then you can LAUGH, and see the leela, the divine dance. You can get the cosmic joke, and see the light that lightens you up!

    Come on baby, its a cosmic joke... Christ IS a cosmic jokester, so was Buddha, all of founders are

    Wohooo!

    Love love love!
     
  19. spook13

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    Bird isn't serious; he's just trying to stir something up.
     
  20. themnax

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    oddly enough i cannot take christianity, or any other chauvanistic belief, 'serious', precisely by reason of this very same bias it, and a few others, expounds.

    i take seriously that it exists, and the harm that this kind of collectively selfcentric perception percipitates.

    but not as a standard of moral behaviour, nor as an understanding of nontangable aspects of existence.

    whatever i have experienced, filling the space between the trees, when i have been alone with it, i have never witnessed a corrispondance to or with, from the teachings of any temple or church, sacred text, or widely held 'organized' belief.

    the closest i have found, and that only an approximation, more to outer seaming then inner sense, are taoism, and the keeping of indiginous traditions, neither of which, btw, i am any sort of real authority on.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
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