I burnt down my apartment

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, May 21, 2007.

  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    I seriously started a grease fire in my apartment and now i cannot live in it.i had left the room only for a minute with vegetable oil heating up to deep fry some french fries and then it burst into flames. there was no working smoke detector so my landlord is prolly in trouble. all my living room furniture and everything in the kitchen is destroyed. yay me.

    then my dog died and while i was burying her i got a parking ticket.
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Brutal.

    Sorry to hear that.
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Wow. What a shitty day. In fact, I think you've given me reason to be thankful for at least the next few days.
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    yeah i could write a country song right about now.
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Does sound just like a country song.

    That's truly a shitter. Where ya stayin for now? The Motel 6? :D
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Not until your horse gets stolen by your ex and sold at a county fair in which she falls in love with her cousin, Buck.
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    actually, the Days Inn. its got free wi-fi. oh btw, the dog didnt die of the fire. it didnt even live there it was at my moms and died of natural causes.
     
  8. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    ha!! ive never even been lucky enough to own a horse to be stolen in the first place.
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    See, your songwriting rights are looking pretty shitty now, better polish your story up a little before you head off to Nashville. I'm telling you, horses, ex's, and dogs on fire is the route to go.
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Free Wi-Fi is badass.

    Dying from natural causes is just a tad less badass than having the dog eaten alive by the members of Dethklok.

    Honestly though... tis truly a shitter. Any plans for the near future?
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    im prolly gonna move into the apartment complex that my brother lives in. 395 for a 1 bedroom with a balcony and central air
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    With or without smoke and heat detectors ?

    Hotwater
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    That's pretty expensive... damn city apartments.

    We rented a pretty badass duplex for 400$ a month in college... it had 4 rooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen, and all that good shit.

    It was low-income though, and 35 New Orleans refugees lived in it before we did.
     
  14. This is just how Final Destination 2 started. o_O

    Well, aside from the dog and the parking ticket.
     
  15. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    This sucks man. I'm glad the dog didn't die in the fire though, which I did thought at first. However it's never fun when your dog dies, it's always better when it's a natural cause instead of your own fault. :tongue:
     
  16. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    I could get a two bedroom for 275 if i wanted to live in crackville
     
  17. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    lol it did. maybe i cheated death and now its gonna come back and try to correct teh order
     
  18. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    it m8ight have been my fault. i took her to the park one day and she ate a bunch of grass and got sick and never was right since. i theink it was heartworms or something.
     
  19. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Ha, my dog should have died a long time ago then. :D I thought it was harmless, a dog just eats grass when he wants to puke. It's quite natural. Anyway, in my opinion it would be the dog's own fault when he eats grass and gets worms in his stomach.
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    I'd go for crackville... they probably have some cheap ass ganj there.
     

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