i broke my nail

like oh my gawd

how am i supposed to apply a french tip now

 

I will not comment.....


:leaving:

 

i have decided to start using the phrase "stab you in the knee" instead of "punch you in the face"

naw i'd prolly still punch you in the face

stabbing you in the knee seems a little harsh in this case

 

i'm curious now...

 

*pillow fight*
jumps up and down on bed


hahaha

 

www.cnn.com
www.msnbc.com
www.foxnews.com

You can submit it as breaking news at any of these, and you should try your local papers too.

 

heeheehee pillow fight

 

that sir is sass right there
you be careful with that sass sir, you'll get burned!

 

Well, you'll find out soon enough what lovely things I'm going to do to your nails .... although I am more interested in your toe nails

 

You're threatening to hurt me just for sass?
Keen. Usually it costs me a couple hundred.

 

ooooh lalalala

 

*giggle*

 

everyones so kinky tonight :stunned:

 

No we're not, it's just your filthy, filthy mind.

 

well ok, it seems filthier tonight than normal...

 

I see. That's a real problem - if you need to work it out with me I understand and am willing to make that sacrifice.

 

If you go to the beauty shop the asians will fix it up nice for you fitzy.

 

i do my own manicures, thank you...had a very bad experience once *pouts*

 

why don't you just pay someone to do it for you. Im a guy and I kno that shit. Retard.

 

way to make the thread serious

nice insult at the end too