I ate shit this morning

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by pushit, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

    I mean I wrecked on my bike this morning, I was on a busy street but luckily it was not too busy. I went to cross but I must have moved too fast(freezing fog) and my bike went out and I went down. It was embarrassing because this lady stopped to ask if I was alright when I jumped to my feet and got out of the road... She held up like 6 cars and I know they were all laughing or knowing how embarrassed I was. I was fine but my $30 seat to a few scrapes. I'm just glad the street wasn't busy like it usually is, I could have gotten squished by some fuckers SUV.
     
  2. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

    no no, wait, you said you had a grand slam, right?

    yeah, i understand.
     
  3. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

    I ate the shit on the way to meet my friends to eat the grand slam. I could have done without that meal of gravel and ice... My fucking hand felt like I had steel splinters in it for around an hour. On the plus side I got "de sha vu"? writing that last sentence.
     

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