I am the cheapest stoner in the world.

I am a very cheap weed smoker. I don't mean that I'm tacky, I mean that I'm so lightweight that I get completely and utterly fucked off of one hit of a bong. I'm talking hallucinating. Before I even have time to exhale I'm already high to the point where I get intense headspins and I can't hold the bong any more so I always need someone to make sure I don't drop it. I peak pretty much instantly and once I do, I spend 2 hours completely incapacitated. I can't string together a sentence, I hallucinate every single time, and I get waves of pleasure and energy that feel like electricity running through my limbs. I can barely ever stand up, let alone engage in any conversation - I pretty much get totally detached from reality and end up giggling to myself with my eyes shut and looking at the patterns that form behind my eyelids.

Anyway, just as a general question, do you know anyone else who gets this high from a single regular sized cone? It happens to me every single time without fail. How much weed do you guys need to smoke before you reach this level of baked?

 

it all depends on how often you smoke and how good the weed is.

 

Yeah, it depends. When I had a long day for instance or am just tired I can get immensly baked of a few hits too.

 

Seems some people like you do have a naturally low tolerance to drugs. I have heard of this before, especially if you are not a daily smoker.

 

Wish I could get baked like that again. Be happy man, once you loose that, smoking becomes repetitive.

 

I smoke weed pretty frequently and have for about two years, I'm still just as affected by it as I was the first few times. I'm just lucky I guess. Sometimes the level of euphoria I feel when I'm stoned is almost equal to taking MDMA. And the fact that I need so little to get high is good because it's cheap. A 20 will last me weeks. And the fact that I hallucinate every time without fail is pretty cool too.

 

Well not when you take the effort to make it less repetitive of course.

 

I can't make that effort.... pretty much love to smoke all the time. Even though I don't get THAT high anymore, I still love it!

 

You just don't want that old high enough. I think you can

 

Tolerance breaks do wonders.

 

Sounds like some good shit!! haha

Yes, I can relate with you: First off, a bong, you're going to get totally nuked.
Second: what are you smoking, I get connects from Medicinal plants, very strong stuff, if I haven't smoked in a week, I start watching the world around me blossom as I feel like my body is surging with energy like you said

How frequent do you smoke? I use to get soo high I'd puke and past out, and was no fun to be around. Hell I didn't even really like weed at the time, cause I always felt soo high, I'd sometimes think I was a different person. once I smoked all day, and I noticed a huge tolerance effect, started smoking everyday. And even an entire bowl that use to get me high as kite off of one hit wouldn't do anything anymore than a relaxing buzz. Taking a break will help me get back to super high kingdom soon enough, but where do you stand with this? That'll help us, help you

Edit: And just want to clarify: I know you said you've been smoking frequently for 2 years, but on a general basis, how many days do you smoke in a week? Once to Twice a week we'll make me REALLY HIGH, but everyday shows a huge difference. I haven't smoked in about 2 weeks now, and I know that I'll be watching flying colors next time I smoke haha

 

I've actually even smoked out of a pipe before and still got as high as I usually do!

And generally once a week or so during the school term, during the holidays a couple of times a week. I've smoked every day for about a week before and I still didn't develop a tolerance.

The energy thing is really weird, I feel as though theirs electricity moving in waves through my limbs. It's almost like I can feel a little zap move down to my toes and fingers through every synapse between every nerve cell. It feels cool, it's like a weedgasm haha! Sometimes it results in me having uncontrollable shaking.

Sometimes I do wish I didn't get as high as I do. It would be nice to just have a chilled time rather than an intense time. I should smoke more joints instead, but usually I have a toke too much and still end up getting insanely high.

 

Also I just smoke whatever happens to be available from various people. I don't think it's too strong, when I'm with people sometimes they complain about it being weak, but at that point I've already had a cone and am super high already and don't seem to notice it being weak.

 

Used to happen to me close to that when I only just started smoking and hardly ever smoked anyway.

Worked out that a lot of the spinning, falling over and even puking was from the tobacco cos I never smoked cigs. Basically being poisoned by the 'baccy was setting me right off. It did make the trip more wild but wasn't worth being so sick.

Now I never touch the evil brown weed. Green Ganja only.

 

I had a buddy that would trip nuts off 1 hit of weed too. He would get crazy fucked up off a small amount of any drug though, because he was so small. After about 8 months of smoking he started to freak the fuck out every single time he got high, and it never went away. He stopped doing all drugs because of it. Weird shit.

 

I stopped for a long long time due the fact that I got addicted and I realized I needed to stop. I smoked recently, and it is now nice and strong again.

 

I can relate to all of this because, for the longest time, I was never a daily smoker. It certainly does wonders to take breaks here and there. My "breaks" have lasted anywhere from a month up to a year depending on circumstances. But I have another odd question: does anyone else have the problem of smoking an indica/indica dominant strain and instead of mellowing you out, it gives you a clear, energetic high instead? Just curious.

And I can SO identify with not being about to string a coherent sentence together when I'm high. Sometimes, I try to listen to what I'm saying, and I just have to laugh and tell myself to go sit in the corner. LOL! Easiest thing for me is to just grab the ipod and take a walk in the woods for a few hours.

 

Well, I actually started smoking at the beginning of this year, here at college. And well, I geek out pretty bad too, to be honest. I mean, not off of one hit from the bong..but by the time we're done with the session, I'm pretty much baked. A dime bag with 4 people might not sound like much hits per person, but that gets me baked. . The most we've smoked in a session I think was 2g's or 2.5. I was GONE!

 

College.

It's just fucking awesome!
:2thumbsup:

 

I just took almost a year off. I figured I would get super baked when I smoked again but I get just as high as I did before I quit - which is to say, not very high. I basically get high enough to curb my anxiety levels and make certain activities more enjoyable.