I am sad

I was giving out some clothes today I gave this guy a pair of new timberland boots some jeans and a shirt but he said he was pissed off at me because I didnt bring him any money ( which i never bring ) i gave him a gold fossil watch once because i dont wear watches or anything anymore. But I still feel kinda bad

 

Don't feel bad, he should be greatful.

 

Don't be sad, he should be dead.



Grateful...dead... get it? Ehh? Ehh? Hmm?

 

Lol.

 

lol i hate jam bands

 

grow your fingernails long to be happy

 

kick him in the nuts and take your shit back. Tell him to fuck right the hell off

 

^what then you cant bite em and that make me sad

 

I like this advice.


Make sure to sing "Hare Krshna" afterwards.

 

litttle extreme lol

 

Are you offering his nuts to me for biting? Because if so, I'm more than up for it. Couple things you might want to let him know, I've got 11 known STD's, 3 possible others, they don't know cuz they haven't been discovered before me. My dick is 4.2 inches long and has 17 warts, some of which are currently seeping so contraction of STD would be virtually guaranteed. Have him sign off on that, (or you just forge his signature) and we got ourselves a nut biting

 

i was talking about my fingernails look at chiefcowpies post


but umm i love stds if you ever wanna get together or you know maybe we can get together sometime?

 

I'll bet you don't even know what a STD is.

 

doesnt it mean

succulent tremendous dick?

 

do you have sex with penguins alot? It seems like you do

 

The look on the penguin's face is priceless.

 

I like that advice,

 

almost disappointed in a way

 

Well, 15 year olds are small.

 

true. I'll bet penguin cock is pretty damn big. so their assholes are pretty stretched out.