For once he is going out with a chick not because of her looks. Obviously it isn't her looks because she looks horrible. But I was talking to him and he was telling me why he started to go out with her. And I was amazed because he is usually thinking with his penis and trying to get the well not ugly girls. And now he isn't doing so. So I am proud of him for so.
That's fucked up. Punch your friend and tell him to get higher standards. Ugly people shouldn't reproduce.
He's in military attire, so he's probably stationed away 90% of the time. She probably has a sexy voice and is awesome at phone sex.
I think it is really a guy, though. she has a receding hairline, and almost no tits in spite of being like 8,000 pounds.