I am pathetic

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by missfontella, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    I don't drink anymore
    I don't smoke
    I don't have sex
    I only leave the house to run errands
    I'm 30 pounds overweight
    I can't remember the last time I laughed at something other than these forums, my kids or tv........cause that's all I do

    and you bitches wonder why I'm so mean

    and before you even THINK about suggesting it, I hate cats
  2. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    you have a GREAT ASS
  3. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    yeah and ummm...who's gonna be grabbing and squeezing it tonight? that's right buddy

    big fat NOBODY!!!!!

    thanks for the attempt tho
  4. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    damn it, I can't believe I missed that fucking picture.

    oh, and you're not pathetic. atleast you're taking care of your children all day and not out getting loaded :)
  5. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    you should be bummed she has an incredible ass...lynsey raises her hand and volunteers to grab it adn shoves adam out of the way. I warned you to back the fuck up:)
  6. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins


    that was funny, lynsey
  7. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    No she is NOT!!

    I'm just that hot!
  8. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

  9. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    I wonder how I'd hit it if i were a guy...hmmm
    and colenzo thanks so much for your genuine concern regarding my sexuality.
  10. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    *sits in the corner glaring at lynsey* Dammit, even lynsey liked it. I vote for a repost. :rolleyes:
  11. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    I got to see it you didn't hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa
  12. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    how did this turn into a discussion about my ass?

    back on topic people!!!!!!

    now.......how can WE improve my life?
  13. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

    Please refer to my signature :X
  14. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    you'll feel better when school starts back up. some people are social others aren't. I am among those that aren't except for the occasional male gay bar...anyone hear that new jt song, you haven't heard it at all untill you here a gay man sing it.
  15. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    lynsey pulls out her mac ten and is about to lay adam the fuck out...just kidding hugs:) hehe
  16. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    I find you very intriguing.
  17. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    same to you

    you sexy peice of hippie candy you
  18. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Now, I'm getting turned on!!!
  19. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

    MissFontella look at it this way. Maybe right now your in a "cleansing" mode because something/someone fantastic is about to find you.

    I know how you feel though, about somethings you said. I don't leave my house either. I spend all day with my boys. I quit smoking. If I drink I only have a beer a night. It takes me 3 hours to drink it, sometimes 5 hours.

    School will be starting again for you soon. At least you have that to look forward too. Maybe you will meet someone this semester.

    It won't be this way forever. (I tell myself this often)
  20. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

    umm, nicotine patches and a vibrator maybe?

    I don't know how to get you outta the house though.....if you lived close enough we could tie down the kiddies to their beds and make them take a dose of nyquil to put them to sleep (or hell we'd give em the whole damn bottle of it), then abandon them for a wild night of sloppy ass drunkeness and one night stands with anonymous men. :p

    okay, maybe not.

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