I am not going to commit suicide

unless you beg me to

 

How would we know you did good on your word?

 

I would do it on webcam of course

 

please? oh, and leave me that 4000 bucks if you would

 

ooo forget to tell you, I did taxes



I've got to fix that.

 

hmmm.....okay

 

quote: hmmm.....okay


Well that isn't exactly begging...so it looks like I just might make it after all

 

Listen, not commiting suicide is a big step. It's not something you want to rush into.

 

I know naykid, I know, it means that I might not die right away...

and thats not so easy to accept

 

Look on the bright side, the life expectancey of the american male is dropping. We're all going to kick it sooner or later if we just hang in there.

 

please don't commit suicide....You're a fun part of my time here

 

You are always looking at the bright side

You do make a point, but wouldn't a painful public suicide soil my reputation more than say...dying of cancer?

 

no. It would just be a waste. You could use your time after your diagnosis of cancer to show that death is nothing to fear when it comes naturally...and that it's just a part of a natural process...Live life to the fullest until you pass on...

 

these days people would just laugh at you. Some 12 yr old would get it on his cam-phone and sell copys on the internet. You would become famous among stoners in parents basements all over the world.

 

quote: ...Live life to the fullest until you pass on...


Well OK, but I was really looking forward to offing myself.....

I'm going to be SO MAD at myself for even thinking of this, or making this stupid thread

 

thanks for not offing yourself...I love you...

 

quote: these days people would just laugh at you. Some 12 yr old would get it on his cam-phone and sell copys on the internet.

I can just picture it now

"hey bro, you gotta check this out, this dude fucking blows his fucking brains out using a fucking paper clip and rubber fucking band, its soo fucking rad"



I still think I deserve whats coming, I know the consequences for crossing myself, and I stepped over the line

 

Good plan to not do so. It is one that is rather hard to reverse.

 

I think you just need a hug...

 

quote: I think you just need a hug...


but how will that convince me to kill myself?