I've finally decided that I'm sick of all these Toby Keith pussy cowboy wanna be people here in Nashville...they're ugly, they suck and they make Britney Spears look like a Rhodes scholar.... I'm going out west! I'm going to every rodeo they have, and I'm going to get myself a cowboy! I've been watching bull riding with my grandmother, and my biggest crush so far is JW Hart...he's a little countryfied, but he seems like a happy guy. These are real men....they call you "ma'am" and everything! So, if you're a cowboy, or you just know one, get in touch with me. If you aren't, stay the hell away....I'm sick of you. I'm going to devote the rest of my life to walking around the ranch barefoot in a flowery housedress, making breakfast from scratch and helping feed the baby horses when their mommies die. But only then. They smell.