I am all zitty

Right now I have three huge horken zits. They arent juicy or anything - just red ...but they look ridiculous!!!! I am going to pour battery acid on my face right away.

 

i hate when that happens.

 

Someone has a hormonal imbalance. Stop pretending you're a woman and it will all go away.

 

stop eating so many chocolate bunnies

 

Stop wanking.

 

you can get zits from drinking the night before....

 

Warmhandedcanadian, in his best Julie Andrews voice;

I feel zitty...

Oh so zitty...

I feel zitty and pretty and gaaay...

 

What a pity you're all zitty.

 

That was very witty.

 

Not shitty?!

 

You just Need some Sun to Dry you Out and make you as Wrinkly as a Prune...

 

This thread is brilliant.

 

I lol'd.

I've been breaking out really bad lately, too. Shit's so gay.

 

not pretty

 

Ugh, that sucks. Maybe you'll get lucky and they start talking to you like on Family Guy? If you suddenly go on a murder rampage we'll know why..

 

you should make a face wash using epsom salts, keeps my skin soft and clear.

 

I just had several breakouts as well....I put medication on them and now I just have dry itchy skin on my face.

 

wow, this thread was so long ago and nothing has changed. I have a bindi eye on my forehead now. I think its that can of stale chocolate turtles I have under my desk at work. Blame the 4:00 munchies.

 

At least they weren't on your ass.

 

Zits are caused by a liver problem. You are probably eating too much fats and sugars. Try cutting radically back on both including all types of fats and oils and foods that contain them and all sugars including fruit. You'll have to read ingredients and cut out junk food. It does work though. Pot, booze and pollution are also hard on the liver so get rid of those ha ha.