I am a gammy fool

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by FrozenMoonbeam, May 28, 2006.

  1. he he, so the other day I awoke to find a parcel on my doorstep...Oh, the excitement.

    So I went to open it but the tape wouldn't come off...so I got a carving knife and hacked at it....only it came undone too fast...and I smacked myself in the face. Now I have a scar running from my cheek all the way up to above my eye...thankfully I was wearing my glasses otherwise I'd have to wear a pirate patch too...

    but yes, now I get to tell everyone I was in a bar fight.

    Just thought I'd share this lesson with you all - when you are opening things with a huge, freshly sharpend knife, point the blade side down.
  2. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

  3. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

    I keep tellin yall KNIVES ARE DANGEROUS!

    Gimme a firearm any day of the week...
  4. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    so you are lying about how you got cut? you are such a loser.
  5. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Ge glad that is all you did, always cut away from you, never use a knife too big for the job.
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    I use my machete for a letter opener.....

  7. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    :( that's shitty
  8. ooooh, burn!

    meh, i am probably a loser , but when people ask me what happened to my face it's a hell of a lot funnier to casually say "meh, barfight" than launch into a long story about a parcel and a knife.

    I love the look on people's faces when they aren't sure whether to believe your smack talk or not. I'm easily amused as well as being "such a loser".
  9. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    so when do we get to see the damage you did
  10. eh...digital camera is in another city and the normal camera has no batteries. So um....use the powers of your imagination?
  11. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Probably for the best, I get kinda queezy over things like that.

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