when i see a candy bar mashed in the street. someone was gonna enjoy that! but not any more.. maybe some bugs will.
You mean you don't pick it up and eat it.. I always do... I get sad when I see countless amounts of garbage on the side of the street and everwhere...I guess people just think the world is their trashcan...
squished animals is just weird.. aren't they fast enough? there are a lot of dead squirrels.. i assume from falling out of trees. i always wanna move them outta the road.. but i'm scared of getting squirrel diseases.
Squished candy bars remind me of the time I went to work high with a candy bar in my pocket and lost it somewhere. I hope somebody found it and put it to good use before it got ran over.
Squirrels don't fall out of trees, I watched a documentary about them on animal planet...they are also really smart and have excellent memories and sense of smell... But dead ones in the road are gross. I saw so much road kill on the way out to my mom's the other day...did you know cleaning up roadkill is an actual job? I doubt candy bars are included.. Roadkill attracts more roadkill...
yes.. but candy isn't. and when you add a little candy to anyone they become sweeter.. right? i'm always nicer when someone gives me candy.
then i'll just go for the fake hug and put my hands in your pockets and steal your candy! then feel bad about eating it and go to buy you more, but they'll be out.. so i'll avoid you for a week and then finally fess up and you'll say.. 'oh i had forgotten about that candy in the first place" :leaving:
And I'll just stare at you with a dumbfounded and uncomprehending expression on my face, and mutter something to the effect of "Fucking hippy."
