Yes, I know many of you hate it but then you don't have to read it. After 10,000 views on the old site it was lost. So, I'm gonna re-tell all my old stories and some of the others, and I hope more join in with classic goofs, screw ups and pranks from their distant and recent past! Here's the first- _______________________________________________________ I accidentally had sex with a couch..... ...I have a ton of stupid things I've done over the years. This is my friends favorite story. I was 16, at a party in England. All the free booze I could drink. Barely able to walk, a pretty young English girl dragged me into a vacant room. She sat on the couch and motioned me to come hither as she lifted her skirt and pulled off her panties. I crawled across the floor pulling off my pants (just to the knees) As she sat in the middle of the couch I pulled myself up her legs trying to fight back a hurl. On my knees, between her legs, I more or less fully erect, mounted my good woman. After a few minutes of humping, she says, I passed out. The next day, I found out as she explained laughing to my friends that I had missed the hole. You see she was sitting right above where the cushions come together on the couch. That explained the friction burns. Funny thing is I now have a furniture store. I love my work.