Hug the Floor

Do it.

 

impossible

 

Why would I hug the floor?

 

all i can do is prostate myself before the computer

 

will do and...........DONE!!!..... I've had lots of practice...

 

Do it.

 

Derek!

We are talking about the art of hugging the floor. Completely collasping in poetic desperation to be comforted by solid ground.

For once, it has nothing to do with humping.

 

hahaha.... i can make my hand look like it's humping a desk/whatever surface hahahahha!!! horny hands!! it's so funny!

 

maybe its not about poetic desperation... maybe it is about humping for once! Jeeze!!

sorry, im hyper

 

Or maybe...humping IS poetic desperation.

Ooooooooo.

I can't, because I'm not alone in the room and I'm wearing a kilt (and fishnet stockings, WOOO) and that could just get kind of awkward.

I also don't want to get up.

 

I'm humping the keyboard right now... (more like riding it)

this is what my crotch has to say...

 

after I stopped laughing I hugged the floor and on this hot day I discovered its down there lol

 

I couldn't get my arms around it, anyway we don't know each other that well, so I just gave it a friendly yet non-commital nod.

 

I can hug the floor.

Mainly because there are lumps in my carpet.


And those lumps are bodies.

 

I thought Katie was visiting to shit all over the Fora.

This is a very discomforting thread. And I cannot hug/hump the floor because it is burber carpet and burber carpet makes me want to kill puppies.

 

No way am I going to fall for that.

 

Well then you really hugging people then, which isn't so weird.

 

No, because I'm not touching them. Just the carpet.

And technically, its more .. not people, but..carcasses.

 

ew

 

oooh, thats another of montreal thing you have in your sig fuzzy wuzzy i was looking at all their albums concidering to download another, and i decided to do that one! it looks neat