How would you react

You are with your boyfriend/girlfriend/ and you are hot and ready to get it on with them. You have a porno tape that a friend gives you so you pop it in to get in the mood right? You start to get hot and heavy when all of the sudden you look and ((((bam)))) there is your lover making out right in the middle of the tape. What would you do?

 

I'd say "How come you never let ME stick it in there?!?"

 

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You may have something there lol.

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You need to see other people lol.

 

This is a funny poll!

Am I really supposed to give an answer?

 

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Thanks, I try. You don't have to but if you think you can please do lol.

 

*LOL* at Brave Sir Ruben, how ya doing hun? lol

 

I'd stop the tape and demand an explanation. Especially if this was something that I was completely unaware of. I think at that moment I'd loose all "hot & heavy" mobility and want to know why I was watching him on video.

My main concern would be STD's. Whatever he did before me is his business but I don't want it becoming my business.

 

ok that makes no sense. You were having sex with him the previous night, he is still the same person. How does having sex with someone vs. having sex with someone on tape make them more likely to have an STD?

 

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I can't help it but you answer made me think of Steely Dan's Deacon Blues Lyrics lol.

This is the day of the expanding man
That shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
It seems like only yesterday
I gazed through the glass
At ramblers, wild gamblers
That's all in the past

You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real
I already bought the dream
So useless to ask me why
Throw a kiss and say goodbye
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line

I'll learn to work the saxaphone
I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
And I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues

 

Keep playing certain parts of the tape and asking was she better than me lol.

 

I'f I'm having sex with him I want to know that his level of sexual activity hasn't brought anything home. If he's been a very active person his chances of contacting something is much greater.

How many women do they normally screw while making a porn video?

 

Bell, I have no idea why you thought of that song.

 

I figured if there was an excuse to be had that the song I chose was as good as any lol.

 

I would be asking what happened. There's nothing wrong with having previous partners, or even taping you and your lover.... but only a fool would let it be released for the rest of the world to see (in my opinion at least). And if my partner was a porno star, they should have told me before we got close to having sex :S

 

I'd say "Peace out" and "Get out"