How would you f*ck the post above you?

With a rusty lead pipe up the behind

 

*wanders past, drops a note saying "have a wank" and runs away*

 

add oil and go for it! (the dreadlocks that is)

 

with a samuria sword

 

with scolding hot wax

 

With a blender

 

with a strap on and a feather

 

with a garden hose.

 

haha dont turn the water on

with a frozen hot dog

 

hang her from the ceiling and pound her like a pinata`

 

-pass-

 

dont ever post that pic again...

 

well, just dont post that pic or any other pic like that again, or I will staple your ass shut...

 

I'd tie her to the bed and fuck the shit out of her while smackin her around and callin her bitch, slut whore, etc...

 

lets just say there would be a blindfold and handcuffs involved

 

Get high and just the opposite of Peregrine's sig

 

I wouldnt. his name Is not Mindy.....

 

i tried, honest, but not even if it had been miss speller instead of mis-speller could i.

 

with whipped cream and ice cubes

 

with both fists..