How would you dispose of the body?

Ok, so you've killed someone, but now it's up to you to dispose of the body..

How do you do it ? :X

 

first you knock out all of the teeth and throw them in the river, then you use a lot of gasoline, a car and, a cliff to get rid of the bodies

 

Burn it and rent a plane/boat and stuff the left overs in a cow carcass and drop in ocean for sharks to eat...

 

burn it into fine fine charcoal. bless it and bury it or mix it with soil and grow a new avocado tree.

 

Eat it.

 

remember to get rid of the teeth!

 

Bury it in the backyard (we have a dead vegetable garden, perfect place), with the other four bodies.

 

Feed it to the pigs.

 

middle of the ocean dump after thoroughly skinning it then burning the skin and rearranging the teeth.

 

I'm a zombie. I'd eat it.



NNNAAaaaRRRrrRrGggGG!!!!!!


support your local undead.

 

my man says "acid, obviously. but i woulda planned the murder ahead of time better than to require a 'body dump'"

this is why i love him.

 

i would burn the body, yank the teeth out, grind them up and put them in my fire place.

 

women always spend more time thinking about these things than men do.

 

Have Aliens Abduct the body.

 

Sell it on ebay as a "real doll"

 

boil the body. then the dna dissappears. boiled meat is all the same, you can't tell de difference from a cow and a human. but that's really discusting. i'd probably orb the body to mars.

 

and how would you do that, may I ask?

 

Put it in a swamp... or keep it in your freezer

 

If I killed a stranger and no one would suspect I'd do it, I'd bury the body in the wilderness, a few miles out from any trail. (I have a plastic sled to drag it on.)

I would love to own a human skull, so I would clean and keep it.

If I knew the person, I would boil all the smaller bones into a mush. I would then go a few towns over to a place I never visit that's sort of woodsy and bury the remaining big chunks near a complete stranger's backyard. Puts the attention off of me and near them if the body is found.

 

drive the body waaaay out into the desert and bury it pretty deep so no animals dig it up