How would you describe yourself?

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  1. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Your "essence" in other words, not your personality or general traits.

    Warts and all people, and keep it as short as possible.


    I'm a surrealist penis that struggles to get hard, but manages to orgasm regardless.
     
  2. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    You led with something too good, no one can follow that
     
  3. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    you want warts or you want shorts?

    my essence is a totally nonphysical collection of preferences. has nothing to do with warts or moral judgements.

    i would describe myself as a large green furred anthropomorphic cat.

    that wouldn't be my actual self, which again is totally non-physical, but if i were on a planet where the sapient species that evolved there was catlike in appearance, then that would be me.
     
  4. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i prefer not to describe myself.
     
  6. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm a cloud drifting by, taking in the sights, slowly dispersing into thin air.
     
  7. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    I am just a satellite, high above the atmosphere
    Bouncing every thing you say to someone who is meant to hear
    Sometimes on a rainy day, I lie in bed and dream of you
    So blame it on the satellite, when your message can't get through

    I am just a tiny wave, a minor ripple out at sea
    Moving slowly towards the shore, burdened with uncertainty
    I'm gaining power, losing speed, wondering as I near your door
    Will you hold it open for the tidal wave approaching shore?

    You've become an island in the hazy world surrounding me
    Offering a vast reward each time I safely cross the sea
    All too often I become lost in the fog and haze
    Clinging still, against my will, to promises of clearer days

    I am just a raindrop that accelerates without control
    Losing bits and pieces in descent 'til I'm no longer whole
    I am just another shooting star above that you might see
    Until I have your full attention I'll be anything but me
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I am strong
    I am invincible
     
  9. -Yggdrasil-

    -Yggdrasil- Einherjar

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    Invisible.
     
  10. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

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    ... I don't know, don't really care. Let there be songs to fill the air.
     
  11. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Sweet with a dark centre.
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    My essence is about 2 tlbsp's and gets yucky when it gets cold
     
  13. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    You Sound Like My Fave Chocolate...:drool5:

    But Common Sense Tells Me Otherwise...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  14. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    [​IMG]

    They're shitting it...
     
  15. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Someone's eaten one of those chocolates since I've been away...I'm sure I posted a full tray.
     
  16. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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  17. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Oh look! Now three are missing, someone is a chocoHogaholic.

    I am a jaw breaker with a soft gooey center that taste like,,, wait, I never did figure what the flavor in the center was.
     

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