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how to woo a man

Discussion in 'Women's Forum' started by David54, Sep 9, 2005.

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  1. David54

    David54 Member

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    Although I'm not much for movies, I've highly recommended to all my single female friends to watch the movie: "Romance". Now, I know what you're thinking...lame, right??? WRONG!

    It's got great dating tips! if a woman did some of the stuff that "Romance" suggested in the movie, I'd totally be putty in her hands...

    It just shows how to woo a man. How to get his attention. How to make him feel good. And how the first kiss can tell you everything you need to know...
     
    David54, Sep 9, 2005
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  3. YellowBellyHippy

    YellowBellyHippy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    All I need to do for my husband is bake. Cookies, Cake, anything like that and he is putty in my hands.
     
    YellowBellyHippy, Sep 9, 2005
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  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i bought the first rounds of beer, didn't whine, helped with his laundry and put out.
     
    mynameiskc, Sep 9, 2005
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  7. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Dave, I see what you're trying to do. You naughty person.

    Wasn't there a T-shirt on this very subject?

    HOW TO AROUSE A WOMAN

    Make her feel special. Spend money on her. Dote on her hand and foot. Listen to her. Empathise with her, etc. etc. etc. and the punchline (given that this goes on for a full paragraph) is

    HOW TO AROUSE A MAN

    Show up naked. With beer.
     
    IronGoth, Sep 9, 2005
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  9. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    AUGHGHGH Spillage from the MIF!

    LOL! ;)
     
    Maggie Sugar, Sep 9, 2005
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  11. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    How To Arouse A Libertine.

    Be Independent.
    Be Intelligent.
    Be Experimental.
    Be Creative.
    Be Horny.
    Be Female.
    Be Ready.
     
    Libertine, Sep 9, 2005
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  13. Apples+Oranjes

    Apples+Oranjes Bekkasaur

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    Or how about instead of wooing ANYONE, you just be yourself?? Aye?
     
    Apples+Oranjes, Sep 9, 2005
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  15. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    How to woo me:
    Be yourself. :D (May not work if you're not Johanna :p )
     
    Soulless||Chaos, Sep 9, 2005
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  17. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    That's the best advice. :D
     
    Soulless||Chaos, Sep 9, 2005
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  19. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    RE: Or how about instead of wooing ANYONE, you just be yourself?? Aye?

    Yeah, but if you're a misanthropic misogynist like myself, being yourself don't work
     
    IronGoth, Sep 9, 2005
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  21. Apples+Oranjes

    Apples+Oranjes Bekkasaur

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    Well... maybe you will come across another misanthropic misogynist... and live happily ever after??? :H
     
    Apples+Oranjes, Sep 9, 2005
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  23. .::INCUBUS::.

    .::INCUBUS::. Member

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    lol :D
     
    .::INCUBUS::., Sep 9, 2005
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  25. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    she'll probably be covered in lots and lots of hair and hibernates through the winter...
     
    mynameiskc, Sep 9, 2005
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  27. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Whats this?
     
    Green, Sep 9, 2005
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  29. pabsy

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    ok..havent got time to watch the movie.... sum it up in a paragraph maybe? :)
     
    pabsy, Sep 9, 2005
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  31. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    He's being ironic, Pabsy. See the MIF for details. LOL! Someone there suggested the men there see "Hitch" for dating tips. :)
     
    Maggie Sugar, Sep 9, 2005
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  33. pabsy

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    :) i guessed Maggie.....so was i..! :)
     
    pabsy, Sep 9, 2005
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  35. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Actually, it was more like "watch this movie to find out how to totally sweep us off our feet and make us think you're really wonderful!"

    If I remember the promos for the film what the guy does is REALLY REALLY involved.

    And it plays into a bunch of gender role crap that wouldn't be tolerated if it was directed at women.
     
    IronGoth, Sep 9, 2005
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  37. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    except that 99% of the stuff in that movie was crap. at least the movie acknowledged that by the end.
     
    mynameiskc, Sep 9, 2005
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    I Want A Cookie Too
     
    trippyfish, Oct 30, 2005
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