How to wash a toilet

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crummyrummy, Feb 15, 2009.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    How to wash a toilet


    This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up
    And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
    You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
    Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


    5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
    This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.


    6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
    Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.


    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry

    Himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.




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    Sincerely,
    The Dog



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  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    i use my tongue
     
  3. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    Some how I just don't doubt that statement! :puke:
     
  4. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    i'll have to let my boyfriend know. he's been cleaning toilets for years and apparently doing it all wrong!
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Are the toilets clean? If so, he has not been doing it wrong.
     
  6. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    yes... but he's not doing it the fun way. :D:D
     
  7. too funny.........:cheers2:
     
  8. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    you clean your toilet?? :eek:
     
  9. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

    The dog's just mad it got snipped.
     

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