How To Talk Dirty In English

My wife teaches English in a language school. She speaks fluent English and many colleagues from English speaking country.
So why not we try talking dirty, especially in English (we are Chinese )? It could be fun. Could you guys give some examples how to talk dirty in English?

 

your wife talks fluent English, ask her to teach you.....

 

get naked , tell me your sexual desires, touch me like you want to be touched, kiss me where you think it would turn me on the most. Hell, I'm getting horny now.

 

Fucking arseholes cunts and pricks. That's one example.

 

pig fell in the mud

 

Shit shagging bollocks said the pig