How to run an army...

Be an ant. Seriously, I've just seen it on TV. Ants have their own army and they use leaves as boats. I wanna be an ant!

 

why would you want to be an ant then you couldnt smoke or use all thios wonderful technology

 

Hitler had it right.

He was a horrible man, but none can compare to his leadership. Brilliant man.

 

Because I want to run an army and float around on leaves all day. And I bet some of these mad big ass ants that live in the rainforest float around of some insane tropical leaves that when you bite into get you hella high

 

Drop a trip, and close your eyes, you can float to anywere you want.

 

Man if I had some acid on me right now that's where I would be going

 

Because no one suspects the ant....

 

Exactly! And who knows what shit they're munching and smoking on daily. I mean, they're running armies and using boats, they're more advanced than you think ya know. Imagine the ones living in the rainforest, all those magickal plants and herbs you cold trip off. It's an ants life!

 

what would you do as an ant then, forward?

 

Me 2 , god im bored.

 

acid would be great i havent had any in such a long time

 

yup true that

 

I take it you never saw the episode of Simpsons where Bart says "no one ever suspects the butterfly" and then it shows a butterfly bart holding a gas can with the smoldering remains of Springfield Elementary School in the background, and Principle Skinner in despair. Go watch some TV kid. Geez.

 

and I have no idea what I'd do...this thread just made me think of that episode. lol I'd probably be killed within a minute of birth if I was an ant. I have a feeling the ant with a sweet tooth never makes it far.

 

Thats the first time ive ever heard anyone tell me to go watch tv, but ya i remember that episode.

 

I would lead ma army of ants plant testing around the Amazon rainforest to see which plant got them the highest. Once I'd found the top 5 I would get ma army to surround the plants, nurture and care for them so as to keep them growing forever and we'd all be squiffy for the rest of our days Oh yeah, and I'd get ma army to build me the biggest, phatest boat outta the biggest, phatest leaf they could find and they would all pull me along the rivers to make sure I didn't get wet or drown.

 

On second thought...I would pee in AWITCHCALLEDWONDER's shower and not wipe it down afterwards. Yep...that's what I'd do. She'd never suspect the ant.

 

Ha, but the ants are watching you from all directions and they'd be quick to come n tell me if you did that.

 

dont forget about all those crazy mushrooms they got growing in the rainforest

 

Yeah, and them. Nice!!!