Hey i made a deal with my dad i was gonna quit smoking weed and smokes at the end of this month but i still am so how can i not get caught? i havnt got caught yet but my "friend" snitched me out
You should keep your promise to your dad. But since it already seems like you're not and if I don't answer your question someone else will so here it goes. I've been smoking since I was 14 and I've got caught only once, by my mom. I got caught because I was stupid as fuck (smoked a bowl in my room at night before taking a shower when my mom was up, despite that the windows were down, fan going, and air freshener sprayed she smelled it, I knew there was no way out so I fessed up and in the end didn't even get grounded, only a warning). That shows that even when you plan shit out it can all go straight to hell in a matter of seconds, the method had worked plenty of times before but I guess it was just my turn to get caught, just about everybody does at some point. Anyway I've learned from my mistakes and my methods have worked well for me so far. To not get caught follow these steps. 1. Don't go around blabbing that you smoke pot 2. Never smoke inside your home unless your parents will be gone for at least 2-3 hours and the room is easily ventilated. 3. If your eyes get bloodshot when you smoke, buy visine. 4. Mints or gum. 5. Elaborate stash spot, not in a case in your drawer, something easy to get to in a hurry yet hard to get to. Putting it inside something which is inside something else which is inside something else... is a good way. There are tons of different household items that can hide papers, a small pipe, and a bag of grass. Get creative motherfucker. 6. Air yourself out or spray yourself with nice smelling shit before coming home after smoking 7. Keep yourself out of obviously sketchy situations, if it seems sketchy it is. 8. It is better to wait and smoke in peace and safety than to have a botched paranoid session where you're convinced you're fucked. 9. Never bring drugs or anything related to drugs to school. 10. Don't go to school stoned too often but if you do keep your fucking mouth shut and act cool. People love to snitch. 11. If transporting reefer/paraphenalia in a car, its best to be safe and put it the trunk. 12. If you even think your parents will search you then hide your shit, down the pants and under the underwear resting on the pubes/base of your penis is foolproof unless your stash is huge or your parents are sick fuckers. 13. Chill the fuck out, act naturally, if you stress over trying to not act like you're stoned you will fuck up somehow or end up acting really wierd to the people around you. Mellow, mellow, mellow. 14. Its better to fess up when you think you're fucked than try to invent some lie. In life in general lying only gets you into deeper shit. (you're 14 hopefully you know that by now) 15. Find a good place to smoke, very few people/away from people with some cover. You can get away with smoking anywhere if you're careful but its best to find a field, some woods, tall tree, etc. where you can chill and have fun with your buddies without some nosy motherfucker or police officer bothering you. Its also good to be able to see when people are coming and there to be more than one way to get out of there if you have to dip out. I can't really think of anything else but this should be enough info. Best of luck to you.
14. Stop listening to ICP right now, so that you don't end up killing yourself when you grow up over a wasted youth which could have been used to explore much better music.
Ok..i dont bother you about what you listen to so fuck off Bravesirlubinuphisbutforhisvibrator anyway yeah i might quit smokes because there WAAAY worse than weed in my opinion. Only smoke after a bowl or something but... yeah some people already know im a pothead so idk and i wont bring stuff to school or go to school high. Yet i might be getting a bong sometime next month so idk where i could hide it but i got ceiling tiles that lift up.I put my spacecase and a little black card box with a lighter,bud,screens and a blowie(pillbottle with a few holes and filled with dryersheets) and im getting a new 360 so i might use the old one to hide stuff but good advice anyone else?
Seriously. As to how not to get caught, make a waterfall bong. Exhale your hits into a folded up hand towel and there will be no excess smoke to get you busted by your parents.
A common way people get caught is leaving the paraphenalia around. It sounds dumb, but people will smoke and forget to hide the lighter/papers etc. Also, steer clear of stereotypical stoner items like incense/trippy posters all over the room etc. These raise susicion. The best advice I can give you is to not give your parents reason to suspect you're smoking. This means keeping up in school, not causing problems, and being responsible and respectful. You should be doing these things anyway. if you aren't, you shouldn't be smoking in the first place. But, if your parents are happy with your behavior, they won't go snooping. Prove the loser stoner stereotype wrong. I smoked everyday in HS and my dad was a cop. He even walked in on me right after a session. But, because I was doing well, it never crossed his mind.
Oh ok but ICP is not the only music i listen to but i didnt get caught my friend snitched and i said i was quitting at the end of the month so i just gotta be careful and do the stuff you guys mentioned i have been doing that anyway any more tips
If you have to smoke at home, and you insist on doing it when your parents are home, blow it out the window. Close the vents in your room in case the wind blows some of it back in. Don't buy skunky weed. Light incense, but not only when you smoke. Light it regularly if possible. If you just do it everyonce in a while, or just at nights when your folks go to sleep (or generally at times when it would arouse suspicion), they're gonna think somethin's funny.
Your friend ratted you out? There is no excuse for that kind of betrayal. Hes not much of a friend if you ask me.
I know i hate him now and i wanna kick his ass but he will probably bitch and moan to his mom and she will call the cops he tells his mom the she calls my dad and tells..
Thats how I got caught. It's easy to fall into a routine, get lazy and think, "Well, I'll just shove the empty cig package behind the bed and take care of it later." but thats the kind of shit that gets you fucked. Just don't get too confortable with your situation.
i do this sometimes when i smoke in my room i get way to lazy to put my bowl back into my shoebox and jus leave it sitting by the window and then go downstairs to watch tv or somthing come back to my room after coming down a little bit and i am like fuck i am stupid as shit for being this lazy haha
im in the same position as u, if you have a RELIABLE friend then u can leave larger pieces of paraphinailia(sp?) at his/her house. keep a small storage unit inside a larger one, 4 example if you have a dresser you can make a false bottom by putting 4 bricks on each "wall" of the bottom drawer then putting a towel lineing around the bottom and 1/2 the side (dont go atop of the bricks) if you can find a peice of wood that fits your all set. an easy way to open it (if the bottom is pretty snug) is to tie string around a stone or small ball or somthing and put that ballo in the bottm with ur stuff but let the string hang out of the crack above the false bottom a bit then tape it. but thats only one example, use ur blowie every time, invest in a bottle of fabreeze, when outside the house go to a forest or something (if theres 1 in your neighborhood). i dont smoke cigs anymore but a good way 2 hide them is 2 buy a pack of gum but the gum package is a lil plastic case thing with like 20 or whatever in them,..well anyway empty that out or chew them or whatever and u can put cigs in there (about 5-7) i guess u could also use it to conceal joints and stuff, the best part is the smell of gum will linger 4 a bit so that takes care of smell.......uhhh lessee.....temp. bowls are best 4 disposing incriminating paraphinailia(sp?)......have a mental checklist, get it imprinted to your brain, like, is my grass away? check. is my stuff hidden? check. is it in the right spot? check. did i spray my self? check. is my window open to let my room vent? check. i know it gets annoying but its helpful. anyway, i hope u dont get caught have a nice day
