How to make money

Play the financial adviser and share your tips!

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Work.

 

Work, invest, save, and don't spend it on shit you don't need.

 

Fortune 500 Method: Beg, Borrow, Steal, Embezzle, Lobby, Enslave 3rd World, Underpay, Advertise, Sell Short.

 

Paper, scissors, and green crayons...

 

Well said

I do like mitten kittens idea :H


Write out when all your bills are due, how much money coming in, prioritize, budget. what's left over....save or spend

 

I make my money the old fashion way,……. I steal it

 

I'll mail you the secret for 3 easy payments of $99.95.


Respond to this post in the next 30 seconds and I'll throw in a used paper towel chock full of my taint juices.

 

Do you take American Express?

 

Sell your ass or go to uni

 

russians

 

-Enslave 3rd world children and get them to make cheap mass produced consumer goods, then sell them at 500% markup in a giant faceless corporate box store that says Walmart on the front.

-Borrow half a billion dollars, build a giant oil tanker, and then pay it off in a few trips from the Persian Gulf to the USA...
Or alternately borrow a few million dollars and buy a medium range cargo aircraft to haul cocaine from Central America, but instead of laundering your money build your own damn bank! Easier to hide the money

 

Two words:
Pyramid Scheme.

 

recycle yer body fluids n sellem to perverts.punk poop goes fer 12 dollars a pound .

 

With a printing press. Keep it out of sight though.

 

you should be good at painting and have enough paper

 

hmmm?????

do ya mean those dishonest millionaries that live in luxury while other people starve?

 

how to revolt against a corporation? we need new ideas for new systems of opression. oh wait we can draggem out n shootem in the head. funny how the old ways work best.