How To Make a Wonderful, Polite Forum With Long Thought-Out Post

Very simple actually. All we have to do is take amphetamines like Adderall XR and you're done. I'm tweaking right now and I feel like typing a whole lot. I also feel incrediably happy, giving and polite. Tweaking while posting would also make people type more gramtically correct. Now we don't have to be perfect, but I can't even read some posts because the poster seems like that he or she has no grasp on gramatics at all.

Now if you have marijuana (the best drug ever), I advise you smoke that instead of tweaking. But if you're in my case where I have money but my dealer isn't getting bud for up to a week because he has to quit for his u.a. no-one else can get it because I live in the worst place for getting cannabis, then you should try to get some amphetamines and you will love it.

Now if you don't know how to get Adderall XR or Ritalin (which is kind of like Adderall but not as good) or other drugs perscribed to people who have ADD or ADHD then read this. It's very simple. Think of all the people you know who do drugs. Now they have to be up at the time you want them and you ahve to be able to contact them. An easy way to find people with the medicine is by thinking of people who are hyper a lot. People who have a hard time paying attention might take this to pay attention better. Make some kind of communication (mail or e-mail would work but not as efficent as the telephone or Instant Messenging) and ask them if they have any. If they do ask them if you could purchase some. Most people won't even make you pay for it though.

Next meet up with them and get the pills. You want to do it kind of secretively because taking prescription medicine without a prescription is illegal. So don't do and McDonanls and yell "Thanks for the pills that I will injest illegally". It shouldn't be that hard to get them though. A good place to get them is at school because that is direct communication.

Now once you have the pills do this. Place one pill in the palm of your hand. Now have some kind of liquid in your other hand (a solid food might work but now as well). Take the hand with the pill and move it toward the direction of your mouth with your mouth open. Clamp your hand over your mouth so the pill enters your mouth, it will probably end up on your tongue.

Now take your other and (the one that contains the liquid) and take a drink of that liquid. The pill should be swallowed. Do this with the desired number of pills. Do not chew up the pills though. It is advised to to drink alchohol when tweaking for it might shorten your tweak (I do not drink so I cannot varify this). You also probably don't want to snort the pills either.

Now you wait about thirty minutes to an hour and eventually you will start feeling really good. You might feel like typing on Hip Forums or even cleaning your room. That is another wonderful use for this drug. For cleaning your room. That is probably why parents don't object to their kids being pumped full of it by the government.

Well have a nice day, I'm off to clean my room.
I hope this was helpful.
Peace

 

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Oh my i think i pissed my pants from the comical nature of this post.

And no, im not being sarcastic....

 

Sadly, StonerBill, I am serious. If you watch South Park on Comedy Central (channel thirty-eight for me) you might recall the episode where the children were prescribed to Ritalin. They in turn started liking Phil Collin which made the money greedy pharmicest realize what they had done. They then prescribed them to Ritalout. But even though they like Phil Collins they still were also calm, polite, and worked well in school. The only difference between real life and that episode is that you don't see little Christina Agulera monsters on these wonderful amphetamines and your not going to start liking Phil Collins. Even while tweaking I consider Phil Collins a p.o.s. Now if you've noticed, in the precious sentenced I used the abbreviation "p.o.s". Some tenagers (the ones who use that not gramtical internet language) refer "p.o.s." to "parents over shoulder". Well actually it means "piece of shit". This is my perception of Phil Collins even though I am on Adderall XR which is similiar to Ritalin.

Now please take my advise and try this. Your friends (or so-called friends) will be amazed to how polite you are and how well you've learned to type. A few pointers though. When typing, spelling out numbers is much better than being a lazy ass and pressing the number key. Also when writing abbreviations, insert periods when nessessary. Some spelling mistakes are acceptable because we all know that no-one is perfect. If you think you have mispelled a word, I advise you not put "(sp?)" behind it. I assume "(sp?)" is refering to the fact that you are not sure if you have misspelled a word. Well even if you put a comma in the inappropriate place or a word is misspelled, do not add anything that will attract attention to this flaw.

Thank you have a nice life.
Peace(s of everything are in everything).
(Just to inform you abotu soemthing you do not know, above I signed with my handle a.k.a. screen name "Peace. I then added something shnazzy to make you smile. If I wasn't tweaking I probably wouldn't do this but the thing is that at the current moment I am on these so called amphetamines which changes many things about me. Oh and if you happened to have read this entire post then I applaud you because I don't think I could read it all if I wasn't having some nice tweakage at the current moment.)

 

why the hell are you recomending people tweak??? my god that shit is the worst...have you ever met a real tweaker? did they seem polite? iv said it before and ill say it again...meth will destroy everything you've ever loved and make you forget who your friends are...it is worthless and the high sucks...that is all

 

.....wow... shut the fuck up Peace, no one cares...

i've seen you get mad at people for making dumb posts, but this has to be one of the worst fucking posts I've ever read.. not that I could even finish the worthless rambling garbage..

 

Right now I'm tweaking out (on Grass...)

And I liked the long "ramblage"

A little bit of ettiquet....(no...(sp) )

And trying to type properley...(no..(sp) )

And just taking the time to "CARE" about things....

What's wrong with that ?

 

lol strawpuppy u cant tweak on weed u idiot lol


but anyway, peace i laughed not at the content of your words but your execution of them and amazing bluntness and un-'peace'ness (grumpy old man who tells everyoen how boring they are)

and anyway, you cant genrealise that tweakers suck, jsut like u cant generalise that stoners are dead head potatoes. peace might very well be a polite and caring person while tweaking.

 

Wait. You're calling me a dumbass? Look at yourself. You actually are a dumbass, on't you even realize that you're not suppose to capilize the fucking "k" in think. Jesus mother fucking Christ.

 

There's a fine line between thorough and redundant.

 

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That's the best fucking thing you could think of? Wow...

Once you go to the level of pointing out grammer "errors", which its not because i did it on purpose you fucking tard.

Oh and I never called you a dumbass.. Learn to read and actually formulate some kind of reply...

I don't even know why I'm bumping this worthless post that you should be embarrased about..

 

Peace, your post cracked me up. Or maybe that was just sleep deprivation. Anyway, I enjoy the occasional Adderall binge. My friends and I do it about once a month (we only take 30-40 milligrams each) and stay up all night writing in notebooks and cleaning things.

 

Thank you, finally someone agrees with me.

 

something on't right here....or am I the only one to spot grammatical errors ?

Quote:....Originally Posted by Peace.
Wait. You're calling me a dumbass? Look at yourself. You actually are a dumbass, on't you even realize that you're not suppose to capilize the fucking "k" in think. Jesus mother fucking Christ.

don't, capitalise


What's your point ?

strawpuppy

 

supposed.......the "d" in suppose

 

Hey, fellow loverofthewoods, I agree with you completely and I speak from actual events. There is a reason there are "Tweakers suck" bumperstickers.

 

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adderall isnt really 'tweaking' less' ya snort it... in which case then it still isnt even THAT addictive, as i've did it like 5 times. just smoke some pot after and yer good to go, adderall is fun shit though, friendly, calm, attentive times. i liked it a lot, just dont get TOO into it....


and cant we all just getta long, peace ? ( or getta bong)

 

Peace your 15 and from your post it seems you can't maintain at all. You also seem to get a very strong reaction from drugs, which is really a bad thing. So you should really consider laying of the aderall and pot, and try to calm down.