Go in with a buddy and stand near the toxic waste section, pesticides herbicides Roundup ect and wait until there are shoppers around. Then start making load jokes to each other about how nice it will be when it rains and all this shit washes into the river lake.. bay.. ocean... ground water. Point at the section with real toxic shit and ask what do you think will taste best in the drinking water after people spill it all over their yards and it rains ? There must be 20 tons in this store alone. Be creative have fun, the looks on peoples faces when they hear you is priceless.
this has been posted before....it is easy to have a bare footed freak thrown out of home depot for being a dick