I know there are a lot of people who think smoking up your pets is horrible and something you must never do... but I must tell you my cats LOVE getting high... everytime i sparkup a bowl they all come running and cant wait for the delicious nugget smoke which awaits them... so if you are like me, and you arent all nazi when it comes to getting pets stoned... you've probably thought about what other animals you can get stoned... Well heres instructions for getting your fish high. It's been tested and works by me... My dad is known as the "Fish Daddy" in his time hes owned 2 pet stores, 1 which specializes mostly in tropical fish... now he is running another business with his friend... but his hobby is keeping fish.. and all my life ive been surrounded by tons of aquariums and such... so now i will tell you what simple steps you can take to get your fish high. First off I'de like to warn everyone that fish are fragile, and if you attempt this on small fish there is a chance that you could really hurt them... only do this on large fish such as Oscars, gars, huge cichlids or anything which is bigger than 5-6 inches i'de say... and dont do it to them often... just once, to see what happens... basically take the air pump, make sur eyou have the hose going into the tank and blow your hits into it like a motherfucker... you have to blow really hard and seal off the hose with you rlips so other air doesnt come into it.. you should notice your fish starting to act differently after that. dont bitch to me about how you dont like this idea... a friend of mine had a tank full of small itty bitty fish and he did this every single day about twice a day and the fish never died from it...i just dont want people complaining to me that their fish died because they smoked them up. Peace, Mui.