how to get rid of that fucking smell

some tips and tricks to get rid of smells!!

 

Axe - anywhere, any time.
I keep some Altoids and a few splinters of raw cedar wood scattered in the drawer where my stuff is.

 

Use vanilla aerosol air freshener spray! That'll get rid of the smell!







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blow your smoke through dryer sheets.

 

cut your nose off

 

^ Haha!

 

Only combination you need is a well-made spoof and some incense, and a bottle of vanilla ozium for backup or emergancy situations. There ya go, all your problems solved.

 

Eck, I hate Axe. Makes everything smell like shit and Axe. Febreeze is cool. Ozium is supposed to work great, although I haven't tried it personally.

 

Give your parents the flu. When my mom had the flu, I toked up in the living, she'd walk in five minutes later none the wiser.

And uh.... air sanitizer, incense, candles... basically anything with a smell that can overpower other smells.

 

This is good info. Personally I keep my flues in viles, and save them in my closet for when I need a good toke session, I just pop those babies open and wa-la - instant smoking pleasure with freedom.

 

burnt toast.

Seriously. NOTHING covers up smells of things better than burnt fucking toast.

 

I cant believe someone else knows about burnt toast! Thats freakin hilarious lol

I was about to post the same thing - it doesnt work for everyday use, but that one time that you need it to it will cover nearly any foul reeking. Use it wisely, its only really good once.

 

thats some legit advice dude. i gave my parents horrific gun shot wounds one time, so they while they were lyin in the hospital, i could toke all i wanted

 

burnt popcorn > burnt toast

 

uh i believe the best way is to open a window fresh air is the best remedy. also DONT USE AXE nothing says "im hiding a smell" more than a strong scented cologne. i like the burnt toast/popcorn idea to be safe do both. if your mom/dad dont like incense use a candle its not as over powering and its more pleasent to a parental units nose

 

Haha, burnt toast is a new one for me. Basically, the places the smoke is going to stick to is going to be your hands, mouth, nose, shirt. First, just don't blow the smoke out your nose and that takes care of that. If you usually wear a sweatshirt take it off for the toke to keep it away from the smoke; no smoke, no smell. For your mouth, have at least a stick of gum; it adds a scent to mask the smoke as well as absorbing the smoke on the surface of your mouth so spit it out before being around whoever it is you're trying to avoid. A lot of the smell can come from your stomach/lungs. Just breathing fresh air is about all you can do for your lungs but if possible eat or drink something, it usually helps a lot. It's also a pretty good idea to wash your hands. If you have access, I usually use aftershave on my face as well as hands, I guess lotion would work too. Axe usually is overkill, I prefer a single spray of cologne, something spicier if possible.

 

if you use the dryer sheet you dont have to worry about the smell, at least most of it but thats just me being paranoid i think.

 

incense says "hey I'm hiding a pot smell!"

 

and if you can open a window, take a large bathtowel or blanket something, and waft the smoke out, using a febreeze or ozium w.e it helps a fuckload.

 

Wait, is this to get rid of the smell in your house or on you as a person?