How to get rid of cotton mouth?

I've tried drinking lots and lots of water, nothings working.

 

try drinking water.

 

I drank a lot of water, it didn't help much... also, do you think you could avoid getting red eyes if you wore goggles or some crazy thing like that? Because I didn't cough at all, and my eyes got really fucked up.

 

Lol how about you calm the fuck down, cotton mouth is normal as is getting red eyes. You could have easily utilized the search button for this question but w/e you are teh n00b. For red eyes GET SOME MOTHERFUCKIN eye drops, or just wear sunglasses. Drink water, or chew a piece of gum and that should help with the cotton mouth.

 

alright, sorry if i was being hype, im just excited.

 

one lil drip drop of acid, thats LSD, on your iris and you'll be cured of red-eye for life!

 

sounds like fun but i'd guess that I'd have to test that lsd /red eye theory at the same time...

 

I think the best thing for cotton mouth is a nice tall glass of coca-cola

or maybe a can of search button.

 

Eh, cotton mouth doesn't bother me anymore.

The first 2 posts were hysterical

"I hate cotton mouth, drinking water isn't helping, suggestions?"

"Drink some water"

HAhahahahgahdskf

 

I said drinking water wasn't helping


I guess my n00b is showing...

 

Honestly I'd go with this. ^^^

 

Well then you aren't human, problem solved, we have an alien on these boards

 

I made a typo.

Don't let the sharks tear you apart new guy.....

We like to call the Stoners Lounge the shark tank.

 

yeah, I was just trying to be a dick.

but really, try chewing gum or drinking water with a lot of ice in it.

 

god for real... i love the stoners lounge but i hate when members are dicks for the sake of being dicks in here

 

alright I guess Ill just do that then... no big problem.

And btw, I won't let any flamers get to me anyway, who the fuck wants to go on an internet forum and make fun of people anyway? that's called being an asshole

 

Sometimes it's actually pretty damn funny.

Usually if the guy being made fun of is a troll.

 

So are you going to drink water or something?

 

underneath their stinging sarcasm and intentionally misspelled words is some actual advice, if u got a commonly asked type question try google or the search button before u make a thread. anyways we need the assholes here in the stoners lounge, they keep the spammers, trolls, and idiots at bay, unlike in many other forums.

 

Yeah, I figured I should've used the search button, too late for that now.