How to get fired...ABC style

List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........


A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..

 

B....barf on a customer

 

C - Call your Boss @ 2am and demand a raise;equal rights @ the office.....

 

D for daughter..the bosses daughter

 

e. Eats peoples lunches stored in fridge..

 

Free the livestock from the stables.

 

G- go to the bar during lunch and come back piss drunk

 

H-arass the janitor sexually with the end of a mop

 

I - Ignore your boss's request to come to the daily meeting,tell him he is the laughing stock @ the meeting;laugh and carry on.....

 

J-Joke about the boss and make sure he/she can hear you

 

K-Kill yourself

 

L- Lace that evil co-worker's/ boss's coffee with horse laxative.

 

M.. Make payroll checks..

 

N-Nudity-go in for your shift naked

 

O-Offer sex regularly

 

P-Piss on your bosses desk

 

Q-Quit

 

R-retire

 

S - shit on your bosses desk.

 

T-Tell your boss to fuck off