how to find?

i know there is a lot of these on here but anyways please help me.
i am having a hard time finding someone to buy off. and no dont tell me about the school thing because i go to a small school and i know everyone who smokes. the person i used to get it off has turned into an ass so...and can you please help me with the prices, such as what does 30/60 mean? and i do know how to tell if its good or not so i am good there. please help. thank you.

 

how bout i shit on your chest.
im hammed. awwwwwwwwww

 

go to a mall, go to a concert, go to a music festival, go to a new school. if u know all the smokers in your school, then why cant u ask them to help you out.

 

One day I entered my closet to grab my stash.
I enter the door and I begin to feel dirt on my feet. All around me is warm weather and I can hear some sort of water drizzling. I become amazed at wat I found in my closet. As I stand in the warm damp dirt I hear footsteps. Coming closer and closer. I begin to worry and find a rock to hide behind. As I watch at what comes out of nowhere is a small gnome. He did not look harmless so I went up to him and said
"Hello! Where the fuck am I?"
"You dont know where you are?! Well your in chronica! Home and land of our beautiful queen Mary Jane!" The gnome said with a happy smirk on his face.
"Holy shit thats crazy I went thru a small door in my closet that took me hear, all I wanted to do was get my stash that I have hidden away." I said with a confused look on my face.
"Well in Chronica there is no need to hide your stash! Hey Ive got an idea why dont we go to my place and smoke a fat ass blunt!" The gnome said as he jumped for joy in the air.
"Alright might as well since Im in this crazy place, Lets go!" I said.
We begin our journey to this gnomes house on a strange path that had a wonderful skunk smell to it.
"By the way my name is Tyler I come from a place called earth, whats your name?!" I said with a smile on my face
"My name happens to be Grimble Cromble I am a forest gnome in the land of Chronica."
For another 10 minutes we walked on the skunk path and Grimble Cromble told me of all the stories of the evil pigs who raided the land of chronica. The path came to a halt. Around us were trees everywhere. All the trees had smiling faces and flowers scattered on the ground. Grimble Cromble walked up to a small hole in which he took out a flute and began to play. A door from the hole opened up. We entered.
We walked inside of Grimble Crombles house and it was dark. Lit by only black lights and wonderful painting of different vibrant colors on his wall. His carpet was of tie die colors and the face of Jerry Garcia imprinted in the floor.
"In the land of Chronica bud is always available in patches everywhere, all we have to do is pick it and dry it!" Grimble Cromble said as he pulled out a massive jar from his cabinet along with a beautiful bong made of different colors. Grimble then handed me the jar to take a look.
The marijuana was beautiful, the greatest aroma in the world magnetized right into my nostrils. The bud was almost completely white covered in the most amazing crystals I had ever seen, I put it up to my nose to get a closer smell and put the bud back in the jar. I began to feel high just from smelling it.
"Hey Grimble can I use the restroom before we smoke?!?!"
"Ya its down the hall to the left!" Grimble said with a smile.
I made my way to the bathroom thru the most mezmorizing hallway I had ever seen. The walls were made of a type of see thru glass and in between the glass were beautiful vines and flowers growing in between the walls. I made it to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. There was a mustache of white crystals on my face just from smelling the magnificent bud. I did my business then made it back out to Grimbles family room.
He gave me the bong and I proceeded to hit it. We got so fucking high that I totally lost track of time and realized it was really late. I made my way back to the small door and back in my closet. My eyes were completely red and I was tripping balls. I closed the small door and exited my closet. I looked at my clock to see what time it was and realized it had only been 10 minutes!!
And that my friend is how I get my marijuana. I hope my advice has helped. BTW if anyone actually made it to this point in this pointless fucking nonesense then I envy you.

 

um, what?

 

wow.. that totally kept me entertained!

 

I cant believe I read that whole thing.

 

i cant believe you did either haha

 

you should write childrens books

 

lol thanks. I wonder wat kind of stories i can improvise when im stoned lol...

 

You got no room to flame

 

I think by hammed, he meant hammered?

alcohol sucks.

grow some bud?

 

haha , this thread was a riot...

CC is a trip..

tommyCAT, man I dont even know what your on but thats some shit i shouldnt read while on acid. lol.

 

Dammit, I haven't had trouble finding weed since last summer, but I've been dry for 3-4 weeks now. I could probably find some if I really tried, but I've been putting it off until I go back to school this weekend. The source I was counting on fell though and I might be fucked for a while longer.
I've been totally fine with being dry, but for the last few days it's really been getting to me.
I'm sharing you weed-hunting struggle.

 

30/60 means 30 for the half-e and 60 for the eigth. Its pretty expensive stuff, Unless its straight fire I would think its someone just buying shit for 25/50 and reselling. Best way to find good connects is just meeting new people. Be friendly to anyone and everyone you see. Let people know you toke, there are tons of dealers everywhere looking for new "dedicated" customers.

 

Sadly I was completely sober when I wrote that lol

 

Haha i read the whole thing, And I'm ready for chapter two.

 

:cheers2:

 

That's so awesome I think we should have an ongoing Journeys in Chronica thread. Would you do us the honor of posting your first chapter there, Tommy?

 

i read it all too...