how should i tell him?

okay, a slightly embarassing question...but what's the best way to approach telling a new guy that you're a squirter? i'm just struggling with the idea of when to say something...should it be when it's getting hot and heavy? when it's just about to happen? should i say anything at all or surprise him? there's always the issue that the guy might not like it...plus i think it's just a friendly cleanliness issue as well. i wouldn't want to ruin his sheets.

any thoughts??

 

um id tell him before you have sex, but if it was me that woudnt really be a problem.

 

Just tell him when you are both watching a movie or something.
If he hates the idea he obviously isnt the right person for you.

 

id say leave him and visit me

na in all seriousness. tell him first. most guys will like it. if not then just slow down or change positions when your close till he is done then go to the toilet and finish yourself off if needed

 

Dude, wtf??!!!

I say put a towel under you before you get down and dirty. If he asks, tell him...haha, it'd be awkward to find a place in the conversation sometime that night to say "Oh by the way, I'm a squirter." hehe.

 

Whatever happened to communication?

 

lol.

dont tell him... but when it happens act all surprised... like wtf just happened? omg i am so embarrased i am so sorry.
if you play it right he will be put in the position of having to accept it and comfort the "confused" you.

in saying this. i do not condone lying or manipulation in a growing relationship.

love love

 

Odds are he'll rather like it, so it's no big deal.

 

Honey, don't feel apologetic, crissakes! Squirting is a beautiful thing. Messy, but so is come...so is sex.

I say, don't tell 'em shit...jack, nothing, zilch, zero, nada. You can use a towel, like the other guy says. But if he isn't happy when you climax, then...

 

Tell him in the middle of your romantic dinner.

"How's your steak? By the way, when I cum, I spurt like Old Faithful."

 

You've gotten more fun of late...Could this be the same girl? Maybe I'm confusing you with another poster.

 

I suffered a lapse of wit a couple months ago due to an unparalleled surge of female hormones, which caused me to turn into a pathetic blob of a human being. I'm glad they're gone. Now my cynicism can reign supreme. Just like the Iron Chef's cuisine.

 

lol all you gotta do is when u do squirt just be like OOOHHHH BABY IM CUMMING. and he wont say a word lol.. he will be proud as fuck

 

Haha, exactly!

Tell him that's never happened before. Any bad feeling about messing up his sheets will be gone because he'll be too busy thinking he's the man.

If that happened to me I'd be patting myself on the back for weeks.

 

Um. Don't tell him.

I wish my g/f was.... *sigh* haha

 

if he doesn't like it....next. you got better things to do.

 

You've already told me baby. Now all you have to do is come over.

 

I was surprised once and it wasn't a pleasant surprise. Tell him when you guys are foolin' around and you know that your in a situation you might squirt.

 

Here's an idea. Why don't you two start by masturbating together, then when you cum and squirt, he'll see what you're like first hand and he'll see how you like to be touched.