How should I get my lazy butt to work?

bike: have to get my tires refilled, it's mostly uphill, have to bring my big bag since I'm picking up some shoes from work, have to leave very soon, it's chilly out now and is supposed to rain/thunderstorm tonight

bus: have to buy bus tickets (need to pick some up anyways), can spend more time at home/getting ready, but I feel lazy whenever I do it

 

Bus...

Seems Easiest and Best Option for You Right Now...

Bike on a Lazy Summer Afternoon...

 

You can always work AND masterbate

 

i have the same problem with going to school
i'd have to walk to the bus, get on the train, get on the subway, and walk some more just to get there
and all my muscles hurt
i'm thinking of skipping but i don't know cause i'd like to go get drunk with my classmates
so just do what you want to do

 

ewww
I work in a shoe store, dealing with peoples nasty feet all day

I think I'm gonna bus... I haaate biking in the rain, and this way I can take my new shoes home easily