It is raining on the windows at the frount of my house...but it's perfectly sunny at the back.:& As a result I find myself eating ice cream whilst drinking a cup of tea. How confusing.
Eating ice cream and drinking tea is one of the funniest things ever. Eat all the ice cream, then sip at the tea. The extreme cold of the ice cream kind of "sets" the nerves in your tongue to send "cold" to your brain. When you begin drinking the tea, your nerves get all confused and you end up with this ice cold/suddenly really hot/is it even there? liquid. It doesn't seem to work the other way round. I'm guessing that you take bigger sips of the tea after the ice cream, but when you drink the tea first you're more cautious about taking small sips since you know it burns.
What kind of ice cream? and what kind of tea?? these are very important details, the people need to know the facts.
yes, i did. I sat and thought about it solid for three weeks. Every second of the day was devoted to thinking about how "chump-like" you are. Nearing the end of this journey to discover if you were a chump or not, i was close to making a break through. I could see the light at the end of the tunnel and i knew i would soon have the answer. But, at the last second, just before it all clicked into place, i was distracted by an ant driving a really really small car which was dragging Rolf Harris' carcass behind it, and i totally forgot everything i had just been thinking about.
Aww, what a sad tale, it brought a tear to my eye. Thanks to that fecking ant I guess now we wioll never know if I am indeed a chump or not. :&
