How much?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Duck, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    Would you want paid to kill someone and how would you do it?
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    If I'm going through the trouble of having somebody killed I'm doing it my damn self.
     
  3. Phsh Melt

    Phsh Melt Member

    well i'm an assasin for hire....anyone need some one taken out?
     
  4. HippyCor$ter

    HippyCor$ter Ackamonkey

    One billion.
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    You kiddin? I'd kill my fucking mom for a billion.
     
  6. Phsh Melt

    Phsh Melt Member

    I'd kill your mom for a billion too!
     
  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    the amount i would be paid would depend on who i'm killing. some corner store worker is gonna be less while an executive person would be much much more...
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

  9. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    id do it for free in a way that would maximise pain and suffering
     
  10. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

    $20,000
    (half price for republicans)
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I made E4 pay. I got to do it nice and clean. All I did was make sure the weapons delivery , target aquisition, communication , display and navigation systems were all 100%, so that all the pilot had to do was push a button and the weapons were unleashed on the targets. I dont have any clue how many people deaths I was part of. I am also torn about it. My squadrons bombs had a 98.7% accuracy during our part ot the major combat(chortle) in Iraq. by 98.7 % I mean all but 4 bombs hit their targets and exploded. the 4 that did not explode were 500lb laser guided bombs moving at 700 mph, that hit moving vehicals. aint no armor ever mounted to a mobile chassis that could survive that. The non exploding is not my job, some ordinance man fucked the fuzing away.
    anyway, I am proud how well I did my Job, but I am not so proud about the death that came from it. I am sure I killed civillians.

    anyway I brought home about 700 bucks on the 1st and the 15th, and that was my price to kill.
     
  12. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    You really should charge more for the Republicans, actually. Unlike the pussy Democrats, they're the ones more likely to be armed, to have taken self defense classes, and to not be expecting someone else to defend them. :p

    -Jeffrey
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I stand and say I am the only currnet poster ever to have been paid for my ability to make death happen. a billion ha. for a billion a country would feel nukes. you all have opinions.......EXPRESS THEM!!!!!!
     
  14. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    watch out for hunters
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    you ignore me
     

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