Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Duck, Jan 10, 2005.
Would you want paid to kill someone and how would you do it?
If I'm going through the trouble of having somebody killed I'm doing it my damn self.
well i'm an assasin for hire....anyone need some one taken out?
You kiddin? I'd kill my fucking mom for a billion.
I'd kill your mom for a billion too!
the amount i would be paid would depend on who i'm killing. some corner store worker is gonna be less while an executive person would be much much more...
id do it for free in a way that would maximise pain and suffering
(half price for republicans)
I made E4 pay. I got to do it nice and clean. All I did was make sure the weapons delivery , target aquisition, communication , display and navigation systems were all 100%, so that all the pilot had to do was push a button and the weapons were unleashed on the targets. I dont have any clue how many people deaths I was part of. I am also torn about it. My squadrons bombs had a 98.7% accuracy during our part ot the major combat(chortle) in Iraq. by 98.7 % I mean all but 4 bombs hit their targets and exploded. the 4 that did not explode were 500lb laser guided bombs moving at 700 mph, that hit moving vehicals. aint no armor ever mounted to a mobile chassis that could survive that. The non exploding is not my job, some ordinance man fucked the fuzing away.
anyway, I am proud how well I did my Job, but I am not so proud about the death that came from it. I am sure I killed civillians.
anyway I brought home about 700 bucks on the 1st and the 15th, and that was my price to kill.
You really should charge more for the Republicans, actually. Unlike the pussy Democrats, they're the ones more likely to be armed, to have taken self defense classes, and to not be expecting someone else to defend them.
I stand and say I am the only currnet poster ever to have been paid for my ability to make death happen. a billion ha. for a billion a country would feel nukes. you all have opinions.......EXPRESS THEM!!!!!!
watch out for hunters
you ignore me
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