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  1. squibbles

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    How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
     
    squibbles, Oct 16, 2010
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  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    A woodchuck would chuck all the wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
     
    TopNotchStoner, Oct 16, 2010
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  5. ThePepsiSyndrome

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    "Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!!11!!ONEONE!!!
     
    ThePepsiSyndrome, Oct 16, 2010
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  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    About as much as the ground a ground hog hogged if a ground hog had hogged ground.
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 16, 2010
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  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    :rofl: That's difficult to say.
     
    TopNotchStoner, Oct 16, 2010
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  11. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGwusHrOtk"]YouTube - Woodchucks - GEICO Commercial

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    shaggie, Oct 16, 2010
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  13. bird_migration

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    Yellow.
     
    bird_migration, Oct 17, 2010
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  15. High Plaines Drifter

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    It really depends on how large his genitals are
     
    High Plaines Drifter, Oct 17, 2010
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  17. Sunflower Sky

    Sunflower Sky Member Lifetime Supporter

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    about as many boards as the mongol hordes would hoard if the mongol hordes did hoard boards :)

    i love the geico commercial :D
     
    Sunflower Sky, Oct 17, 2010
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  19. squibbles

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    hmmm.. Is ted to tall jones to tall?
     
    squibbles, Oct 17, 2010
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  21. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    As much as he damn well pleases.
     
    easygoing, Oct 17, 2010
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    How many nuts could a nuts squirrel kick, if a nuts squirrel could kick nuts...
     
    deleted, Oct 17, 2010
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  25. Sunflower Sky

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    As many as are around at the time?
     
    Sunflower Sky, Oct 17, 2010
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  27. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    two
     
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  29. Sunflower Sky

    Sunflower Sky Member Lifetime Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
    Sunflower Sky, Oct 17, 2010
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  31. squibbles

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    hmm..
     
    squibbles, Oct 17, 2010
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  33. Sunflower Sky

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    ^wtf? haha
     
    Sunflower Sky, Oct 17, 2010
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  35. squibbles

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    I just saw those for the first time today, figured it was worth it, the thread went to shit anyway.
     
    squibbles, Oct 17, 2010
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  37. Sunflower Sky

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    Aha, makes a little more sense now? I suppose...
     
    Sunflower Sky, Oct 17, 2010
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  39. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    The answer is 53.
     
    Kinky Ramona, Oct 17, 2010
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